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0:00I had to tell ya it's now or never0:12So much for cursing0:14It's good for me0:16God's pretty cursing0:18How about0:20What's on the other side?0:30I think I wrecked it0:34You know you're so crazy, so I won't like it0:40That's how my life is, you could have died for yourself0:46I'm a little sicker0:54You mean it, great, take this, take this0:58I'm a treasure of a key1:03Oh, hey, man!1:06Yeah, let's see you in the next one1:08I'm ready, ready, ready!1:10Yeah!1:28Oh God there like 50 people in our apartment1:38Statistically speaking, that means at least two of them are sociopaths, which is kind of cool.1:45Nice flowers.1:48Oh, they're a housewarming gift.1:51Really?1:52Yeah.1:53Oh, okay.1:54Most people just brought beer and chips.1:55It's very nice.1:56I'm MJ.1:58I'm a... I'm a... Maynard.2:02Maynard.2:04Oh, you two don't know each other?2:07No, I'm a neighbor.2:09Friendly neighbor?2:14Sorry.2:16So, how was the interview?2:18I'm gonna go put these in water.2:20It was nice to meet you, Maynard. Nerd. Maynard. Yeah.2:23Excuse me. I'm sorry.2:25Did you go? Please tell me that you went.2:29Yeah, no, I went.2:30And?2:31And I got the job.2:33Oh, my God, MJ, that's amazing.2:35I turned it down.2:37What?2:38Yeah, I don't want to work for some soulless corporation.2:41They're not all soulless.2:44Okay, they're all mostly soulless, but don't you want, like, health insurance?2:48Yeah, of course I do, but what cost?2:50Depends on your deductible.2:53Oh, you mean, like, your principals?2:54Yes, sorry. I don't know. I know it sounds cheesy, but2:59Something is just telling me that I supposed to be waiting for something great you know okay um to uh waiting for something great it waiting for something great well the3:11wait is over oh your new home dude this is top shelf just like you oh I'm gonna3:21hide this I lifted this off and then again but what if Ned needs the fire of3:29thousand sharks. You mean heart palpitations. You can't save everyone. I can try.3:38That's my girl.3:55I'm sorry. I know.3:59When we get into MIT, we should live together.4:21Yeah, for sure.4:22Yeah, I'd love that.4:23Be a fresh start.4:25And we'll all be together.4:28Yeah, no, you're right.4:29Fresh start.4:33You gonna forget who I am Forget who you are What are you talking about It okay I gonna come and find you and I explain everything4:43I love you.4:44Just wait.4:45Wait and tell me when you see me again.4:52My name is Peter Parker, and I look like a coffee.4:58Is there anything else?5:01No.5:31Oh, God.6:01Oh, my God.