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0:00And it's free, and a writing grip0:03With another laugh and watch it right and simple0:08Swords is gone0:19Hey, mate.0:20Oh, hey.0:24How was school today?0:26It was okay.0:27This crazy car parked outside.0:33Oh, Mr. Parker.0:34Um...0:37What? What are you doing?0:39Hey, I'm Peter.0:41Tony.0:43What are you doing here?0:44It's about time we met.0:46You've been getting my emails right?0:48Yeah.0:49Yeah.0:50Regarding the...0:51You didn't even tell me about the grant.0:52About the grant?0:53The September Foundation.0:54Right.0:55Yeah. Remember when you applied?0:56Yeah?0:57I approved.0:58So now we're in business.1:00You didn't tell me anything.1:02What's up with that?1:03You're keeping secrets from me?1:04Well, I just know how much you love surprises,1:06so I thought I would let you know.1:08Anyway, what did I apply for?1:10That's what I'm here to hash out.1:11Okay.1:12Hash it out?1:13Okay.1:14It's so hard for me to believe that she's someone's aunt.1:16Yeah, well, we come in all shapes and sizes, you know?1:18This walnut date loaf is exceptional.1:20Did I just stop you there?1:22Is this Grant, like, got money involved or whatever?1:25No?1:27It's pretty well-funded.1:28Wow.1:29Look who you're talking to.1:30Can I have five minutes with him?1:32Sure.1:38As walnut date loaves go, that wasn't bad.1:42Oh, what do we have here?1:45Retro-tech, huh?1:46Thrift store?1:47Sub-Eachian Army?1:48Uh, the garbage actually.1:49You're a dumpster diver.1:50Yeah, I was...1:51Anyway, look, I definitely did not apply for your grant.1:54Nah-ah, me first.1:56Quick question of the rhetorical variety.1:59That's you, right?2:02Um, no. What do you mean?2:04No. Look at you go.2:07Wow, nice catch. 3,000 pounds, 40 miles an hour.2:11It's not easy. You got mad skills.2:14That's all on YouTube, though, right?2:16I mean, that's where you found it.2:17Because you know that's all fake.2:19It's all done on a computer.2:20Mm-hmm.2:21It's like that video.2:22Yeah yeah yeah Oh you mean like those UFOs over Phoenix What have we Nope Uh so So Phoenix so you the spider crime spider your spider boy2:43spider-man not in that onesie or not it's not a onesie I believe this I was2:52I was actually having a really good day today, you know?2:53I was just starting.2:55Didn't miss my train.2:55This perfectly good DVD player was just sitting there2:58and algebra test.3:00Nailed it.3:02Who else knows?3:03Anybody?3:05Nobody.3:06Not even your unusually attractive aunt?3:08No.3:10No, no, no, no.3:11If she knew, she would freak out.3:13And when she freaks out, I freak out.3:14You know what I think is really cool?3:16This webbing.3:18Tensile strength is off the charts.3:21Who manufactured that?3:22I did.3:24Climbing walls?3:26How you doing that?3:26Adhesive gloves?3:28It's a long story.3:29I was- Lordy!3:30Can you even see in these?3:32Yes, yes, I can't-3:33Look, I can't-3:34Look, I can't-3:35I can't see in those, okay?3:37It's just that when whatever happened happened,3:40it's like my senses have been dialed to 11.3:43There's way too much input, so they just kinda help me focus.3:47You're in dire need of an upgrade.3:50Systemic, top to bottom.3:52100-point restoration, that's why I'm here.3:57Why are you doing this?3:59I gotta know, what's your MO?4:00What gets you out of that twin bed in the morning?4:03Because...4:08Because I've been me my whole life,4:10and I've had these powers for six months.4:12Mm-hmm.4:13I read books, I build computers.4:17And yeah, I would love to play football,4:20but I couldn't then, so I shouldn't now.4:22Sure, because you're different.4:23Exactly.4:23But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not.4:30Look, when you can do the things that I can, but you don't,4:36and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you.4:46So you want to look out for the little guy?4:48You wanna do your part,4:49make the world a better place, all that, right?4:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, just looking out for a little night.4:54This is what it is I gonna sit here so you move the leg5:14You got a passport?5:16No, I don't even have a driver's license.5:18You ever been to Germany?5:19No.5:19Oh, you'll love it.5:20I can't go to Germany.5:21Why?5:22I got homework.5:27I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.5:28I'm being serious.5:29I can't just drop out of school.5:31Might be a little dangerous.5:32Better tell Aunt Haughty I'm taking you to the field field.5:36Don't tell Aunt May.5:39All right, Spider-Man.5:44Give me this.5:45Sorry, I'll get...5:47All right.5:48I've run out of patience.5:49Underoos!5:52Nice job, kid.5:57Thanks.5:58Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better.5:59It's just a new suit.6:01Wait, it's nothing.6:01Mr. Stark, it's perfect.6:03Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.6:06Cap-Captain?6:07Big fan of Spider-Man?6:09Yeah, we'll talk about it later.6:10Just-6:11Hey, everyone.6:11Good job.6:13Hey, guys, something-6:14Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?6:17What we discussed.6:18Keep your distance.6:18Web him up.6:19Okay, copy that.6:20What the hell is that?6:23Everyone's got a gimmick now.6:31You have a metal arm?6:33That is awesome, dude.6:36You have the right to remain silent.6:47Oh, God.6:50Hey buddy, I think you lost this!7:03Those wings carbon fiber?7:05Is this stuff coming out of you?7:06That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that's awesome.7:10I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.7:13Alright, sorry, my bad.7:14Guys, look, I'd love to keep this up, but I've only got one job here today, and I've7:23got to impress Mr Stark so I really sorry What You couldn have done that earlier I hate you What That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all7:40Look, kid, there's a lot going on here that you don't understand.7:46Stark said you'd say that.7:48The ostrich had to go for your legs.7:59Stark tell you anything else?8:18That you're wrong, you think you're right, that makes you dangerous.8:23Guess he had a point8:29You got heart, kid8:36Where you from?8:38Queens8:38Brooklyn8:41Holy shit8:49I got him8:51Get off!9:17Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?9:25Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?9:26I don't know, I didn't carbon date him, he's on the young side.9:30You know that part?9:33Where they're on the snow planet?9:35With the walking thingies!9:39Maybe the kid's onto something.9:40All right now, Tony, go high.9:47Yes!9:49That was awesome!9:51Yes!9:53That was awesome!10:00Does anyone have any orange slices?10:16Kid, you all right?10:17Hey!10:19Stay inside.10:19Wait a minute.10:20Guess who?10:20Hi.10:21Hey.10:22Hey, man.10:23Yeah.10:24Oh, that was scary.10:25Yeah, you're done, all right?10:27What?10:27You're doing a good job.10:28Stay down.10:28I'm good.10:28I'm fine.10:29I know he's good. I gotta get him back.10:30You're going home or I'll call Aunt May.10:31You're done.10:34Adam, Mrs. Stark, wait.10:35I'm not done. I'm not...10:37Okay, I'm done. I'm done.