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0:00You're incredible!0:07Yes!0:14I have to get off this planet.0:20Hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going?0:23Oh!0:27Oh!0:34Oh! Oh!0:36Oh! Oh!0:37Where have you been?0:39Everybody thought you were dead.0:41So much has happened since I last saw you.0:44I lost my hammer.0:46Like yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh.0:49Loki, Loki's alive. Can you believe it? He's up there.0:52There! Loki! Look who it is!0:57Oh, Banner, I never thought I would say this, but I'm happy to see you.1:10Banner. Hey, Banner!1:14No Banner, only Hulk!1:16What are you doing?1:17It's me!1:18Whoa!1:22We're friends.1:37This is crazy.1:38I don't want to hurt you.1:52Hey, big guy.2:12The sun's getting real low.2:22Shh.2:26That it The sun going down I won hurt you anymore No one will2:47Yes! That's how it feels!2:49I'm just a huge fan of the sport.2:55All right, screw it.3:14I know you're in there, Banner. I'll get you out!3:25What's the matter with you?3:26You're embarrassing me. I told them you were friends.3:55I'm not going to die.4:25I'm sorry.4:55The Another day another Doug5:25Are we cool?5:37Hulk in a hot tub.5:39How long have you been like that?5:42Like what?5:43Like this. Big. Green.5:46Stupid.5:48Hulk always Hulk.5:55How'd you get here?5:57Winning.5:58You mean cheating, huh? Were they wearing one of these? Only one?6:02How'd you arrive here?6:07Queen jet.6:08Yes. Now where is the queen jet now?6:15Oh, that's naked. He's very naked.6:19That's in my brain now.6:26Queen's shirt.6:30Yes, yes.6:31I'm getting us out of here.6:33It's a terrible, awful place.6:36You're gonna love Asgard.6:37It's big, it's golden, shiny.6:40All the stairs.6:41No, no, no.6:42My people need me to get back to Asgard.6:45We must prevent Ragnarok.6:48Ragnarok.6:49The prophesied death of my home world, the end of days, it's the end of everything.6:54If you help me get back to Asgard, I can help you get back to Earth.6:59Earth hates Hulk.7:00Earth loves Hulk.7:01They love you.7:02You're one of the Avengers, one of the team, one of our friends.7:05This is what friends do, they support each other.7:07You're Banner's friend.7:08I thought Banner's friend, I prefer you.7:11Banner's friend.7:12I don't even like Banner.7:13I'm into numbers and science and stuff.7:16Dog go, Hulk stand.7:18Fine Stay here Stupid place It hideous By the way the red the white Just pick a color Ridiculous Smash you I just didn smash anything I won that fight I smashed you Yeah sure sure7:35Baby arms.7:36What?7:37Baby!7:38Moron. Big child.7:39Don't go.7:40I am going.7:46Don't go again.7:52Someone at home.7:58Trains it's great have fun. Hey big guy8:15Shut up8:21Not sad8:23I'm pissed off.8:26Angry.8:27I lost my father.8:30I lost my hammer.8:33Why?8:33You're not even listening.8:36Don't kick stuff.8:39You're being a really bad friend.8:41You bad friend.8:43You know what we call you?8:44We call you the stupid Avenger.8:46You're a tiny Avenger.8:50What are you, crazy?8:52Yes.8:52You know what? Earth does hate you.9:16No.9:17Mm-mm.9:20I'm sorry I said those things.9:23You're not the stupid Avenger.9:25No, nobody calls you the stupid Avenger.9:27It's okay.9:29Just gotta go around throwing shields at people.9:31Could've killed me.9:32I know, son. I just got so angry all the time.9:35Hulk always, always angry.9:37Well, we're the same, you and I,9:39but just a couple of hot-headed fools.9:41Yeah, same. Hulk like fire,9:44door like water.9:46Well, we're kind of both like fire.9:48But Hulk like real fire.9:50Hulk like real fire.9:52Do I like raging fire?9:55Do I like smoldering fire?10:00Look, I need you to do something for me.10:08Angry girl.10:17What's going on? What are you...10:19You're so thick-headed that you can't tell when someone's hiding all the way across the universe once we left alone.10:33We need to talk.10:34No, you want to talk to me.10:36I need her to stay.10:37Stay.10:42Stay.10:44Please.10:45Please.10:49Alright.10:52You know, go ahead.10:54Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic.10:58Keep drinking, keep hiding.11:00But me...11:04I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them.11:08That's what...11:13Fred, stay!11:15No, no, no!11:17Stay!11:17Stop breaking everything!11:19Ding! Ding!11:21Nice work big guy.11:25We don't know where Ultron's headed but you're going very high very fast so I need you to turn this bird around, okay?11:31We can't track you in stealth mode so I need you to help me out, okay?11:37I need you to, I need you, I need you to...11:47No!11:59No, Banner!12:08What's this?12:10Banner?12:12Hey, hey, hey.12:14You all right, Banner?12:17Shh, the sun's going down.12:19The sun's going down.12:20That's it. Breathe.12:22I won't hurt you.12:24The sun going down Thor Yeah What happened to your hair I was a creepy old man cut it off It looks good Oh thanks Where are we12:35Well, how's Nat?12:36Uh, well, Nat is good.12:38Is he okay?12:39And what about Sokovia?12:40Sokovia.12:41It's the city, Sokovia.12:42Did we save it?12:43Banner, listen.12:44What?12:45Sokovia Ultron, that was two years ago.12:46What are you saying?12:47Well...12:48Huh?12:49I've been a Hulk for two years?12:52I'm afraid so.12:55What the hell happened?13:02In a banner there's something you should know.13:06Voice activation required.13:09Banner.13:10Welcome, Strongest Avenger.13:12Oh, what?13:13Ship's log.13:25Thor, where are we?13:27Here, how about this?13:29Star, here ye attention please. I have some bad news.13:32My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing.13:35Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion.13:37Who's that?13:38He kinda runs the place.13:40You actually lived in his house for a while.13:42I did?13:43Yeah, quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.13:46Did I win?13:47No, I won easily.13:48Doesn't sound right.13:49Well, it's true.13:50It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder13:53Thunder stolen him away seductive God of Thunder we need to move14:03Really really bad14:07For I think I'm freaking out14:12Don't freak out you're okay put these on this at Tony's club. I know Koga's in here. No, he's not even listen14:18You stay calm, okay, the sun's going down sounds getting really low14:23I'm going down.14:25Oh, shhh.14:26The sun's going down.14:27The sun's getting up.14:28Would you stop saying that?14:29I just need you to stay calm.14:30Calm. I'm on an alien planet.14:32Is this just a planet? You've been on a planet before?14:34Yeah, one.14:35Well, now you've been on two. That's a good thing.14:37It's a new experience.14:38Oh, it's great.14:39My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain14:41can handle the information.14:43The whole thing is totally different this time.14:45I mean, in the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each14:47had a hand on the wheel, but this time,14:49it's like he had the keys of the car14:51and I was locked in the trunk.14:52I will you back now, that's all that matters.14:54No it not what matters What I trying to tell you is that if I turn into the Hulk again Banner may never come back And we stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out We not stranded I going to figure out a way to get us home15:08Not your home, though. Asgard. My home.15:10What?15:11Listen, my people are in great danger.15:14And you and I, we have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister.15:18Okay, that is so wrong on so many... I don't want to fight your sister. That's a family issue.15:23She's an evil being.15:24I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it.15:28I just told you, if I turn into the Hulk, I am never going to come back again.15:32And you don't care.15:34No, no, no. I'm putting together the team. Hulk is the fire.15:37Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk.15:39That's gross.15:40What? No, no.15:41You don't care about me. You're not my friend.15:43No, I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like...15:46I prefer you.15:50Thanks.15:50But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, he is very powerful and useful.15:56Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful too.15:58Is he though?15:59Okay, how many PACs does Hulk have? Zero.16:01How many PACs does Banner have? Seven.16:05Fine, you don't have to fight anyone, but we're in danger here, so we have to move.16:12What are you doing with that?16:13I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.16:15I need a disguise.16:16You are a disguise.16:17I'll be Tony Stark.16:19Yeah. Tony and the Gypsy.16:21No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Bally.16:24Then why did you dress me up like Tony?16:25Because you were naked.16:26Okay, I'll give you that.16:28What are you doing? Stop doing that.16:29Tony wears his pants super tight.16:31Stop it.16:32Why are you being so weird?16:33I don't know.16:35Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years inside of a monster made me a little weird.16:41Shh. It's okay.16:42Good. Calm down. Calm down. Come on.16:44Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard, and you're not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again.16:48All right?16:49Aye.17:06Hi.17:06Hi.17:07How was you going to do that?17:09Yeah, well, I did it first.17:10It was good.17:11What are you doing here?17:13What are you doing here?17:14I thought you were leaving.17:15Right, got sidetracked.17:16What's with the...17:18My disguise.17:19I can see your face.17:20Not when I do this, you don't.17:23Your hair looks nice.17:24I like what you did with it You can change it Wash it maybe What are those things on her eyes Are those people that she killed She so beautiful and strong17:35Who is this guy?17:36Uh, he's up front.17:37I feel like I know you.17:39I feel like I know you, too.17:46Look, I've spent years in a haze,17:48trying to forget my past.17:50The car seemed like the best place to drink and forget17:52and to die one day.17:53Well, I was thinking that you drank too much and it probably was gonna kill you.17:56I don't plan to stop drinking.17:58Oh, oh.17:59But I don't want to forget, I can't turn away anymore.18:01So, if I'm gonna die, well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.18:08Good. Yeah.18:09So I'm saying that I want to be on the team.18:12Has it got a name?18:14Yeah, it's called the Revengers.18:17Revengers?18:18Because I'm getting revenge.18:21You're getting revenge, and you're...18:22Do you... What do you... Do you want revenge?18:24I... I'm... I'm... I'm decided.18:27Okay.18:28Also, I've got a peace offering.18:34Surprise!18:41Ow.18:42Sad to be sure.18:43Hello, Bruce.18:50So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody.18:54Where are you at these days?18:55It varies from moment to moment.18:58If we're boosting a ship, we're going to need to draw some guards away from the palace.19:01Why not set the beast loose?19:03Shut up.19:04He doesn't have a beast.19:05No, there's no beast.19:06This is being stupid.19:08We're going to start a revolution.19:10Revolution?19:10I'll explain later.19:11Who's this guy again?19:12I'll explain later.19:18I hope that you're tougher than you know!19:20Why?19:27Did you just say that Grant managed to use it for orgies?19:30Yeah.19:31Don't touch anything.19:33I should probably run out.19:34Here, take your will.19:35No, I don't know how to fly one of these.19:37I hear a scientist.19:38Use one of your PhDs.19:39None of them are for flying alien spaceships!19:42Okay, come on. There's got to be a gun on this thing.19:46That looks like a gun.19:48It's my birthday!19:50It's my birthday!19:58Oh, my God.20:00I never thought I'd be back here.20:09Thought it'd be a lot nicer.20:11I mean, not that it's not nice, it's just it's on fire.20:30Everything's gonna be alright now. I got this.20:39You wanted to know who I am?20:41What the hell are you talking about?20:44You'll see!21:00I not going to die Ah21:45He's the best man!21:56I hate this prophecy.21:57So do I, but we have no choice.21:59Surtur destroys Asgard, he destroys Hellas so that our people may live.22:03But we need to let him finish the job otherwise...22:08No.22:12Don't stop, you moron!22:15I am...22:21Hulk, stop! Just for once22:25in your life, don't smash!22:27Big monster!22:29Let's go!22:31Bye!