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0:00I got a video and you can't do0:02My name's Sam Evans0:06I joined up because I'm new here and you said it would make me popular, believe me, but until0:12Hey dudes, look I don't have everyone else does and we're living0:19Did I do something to offend you?0:20Sorry0:22And I wish you the best0:26Major Glee party foul, dude0:30Ain't no carpool ain't sexy.0:34Internet porn.0:35How do we find the only two?0:40You back off!0:43Howdy, you okay?0:48How bad does it look?0:50It's pretty hot, actually.0:51This is what the ladies' lounge looks like on the inside.0:54This is the choir room.0:55Now put up your fist, because you and I are going to do some dancing.0:58The Cheerios, quick, glee club.0:59So why are you yelling at my girlfriend about it?1:00I'm yelling at her because I'm the leader of this team.1:02Well, maybe it's time for a change at the top.1:04What's that supposed to mean?1:05This is kind of hot, actually.1:06It means that maybe the reason everyone hates us is because we need some new leadership.1:10Face it, you've had your feet in both worlds for a year and never been able to bring them together.1:14Maybe someone else could.1:16What, as in maybe you?1:17As in yes.1:18Well, maybe we should settle this right now.1:19Bring it.1:20I had to do.1:21I mean, who's more rock and roll than Justin Bieber?1:24No one.1:25That's who.1:27The Beast!1:27Right well I gonna spend my time working on songs that aren geared toward 12 year olds Good And then you won have time to pick up any other guy girlfriend So what do you say Oh oh oh1:41Can we stop?1:45Stop with the mouth strokes.1:46Sit down.1:47I'm not finished.1:48Yes, you are.1:49No, no, no, no.1:50Guys, guys, what we need to sell here is sex.1:54What the hell is that?1:56Came back here to win.1:57What the hell does that mean?1:58It means that I'm not for sale.2:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.2:04Control this.2:06Hey, tell us everything.2:07Yeah, give us specifics.2:09It was incredible, guys.2:12Give me a blast.2:14Save your life.2:15She nearly drowned.2:20Pal, every team at this.2:24And last.2:26And not who you are.2:28You want a lift?2:35You say that, but...2:36No, I'm not.2:48Fact.2:48And now he's not here.3:00It went over to it But the horrible thing is3:13I'm not scared of them.3:16Elvis, I gotta go.3:17Did you not hear me?3:18And that's without cheating. We looked it up online.3:20All disappear.3:28Oh yeah.3:33What do you mean? It's hot out there, you know?3:37Overcompensating for what?3:37Our retests.3:38You know what, dude?3:39Like, if you choose to be jealous of my hardcore rock and bod, that's on you.3:42330, locker room, no chicks.3:45Some of us are more...3:47Hey!3:52No offense, Joe, but I don't really think you want to be in a shot next to me.3:55My washboard's gonna make you look like a bloated white Bob Marley.3:57Look, the reality is you probably should have just done a s-3:59You got this!4:01You're kind of out of control.4:02Yeah, well haters gonna hate me.4:03This isn't who you are, Sam. You're not just-4:05Come in, have a seat.4:06This.4:07Get a roll, right now.4:10They're like my favorite band of all time.4:11Mr. Shoes out with the flu this week.4:13Hey, uh, just curious, uh, are you gonna go over to his house and straddle him while he's passed out and rub some ointment on his chest?4:19That was a phase. Anyway, don't-4:25And then she dated him like-4:26No, of course.4:27Blaine, you know, even though this is all clearly your fault, you know, whatever you think we should do, we're in.4:31Maybe...4:32Maybe for these.4:33Last time I was there, I realize now he's a...4:36So we bring Penny in to see An IV baby could I be And there a picture of me on it I in my underwear Hey for the buzz Oh I love that4:47Hey, you want a piece of this?4:49Come on.4:49How about this?4:52Let me just put a little bit of this foil on you.4:55Come on.4:56There you go.4:57It's time for two seconds.5:01Here I come, New York City.5:03So close to owning this town, I can practically taste it.5:06I should probably get some sleep. I got a big follow-up photo shoot with bubble5:10Oh my water. I'm gonna have Adderall if you want5:12Sorry, I gotta go5:16There's a camera rolling on her back5:19You, what's your name?5:35Uh, Sam Evans.5:38Sam, you are seriously buzzing with sex.5:44Chocolate. Banana. Give it to me. Give it to me.5:46Just tighten the abs a little bit. There you go.5:48Just look over this way. No, not all the way. I don't like that.5:53Um...5:53Are you still a virgin?6:03All right, we're having a very good life together.6:07Country uses little personal stories about breakups or bro-6:11All right, listen.6:13I'm walking too far ahead.