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0:00I don't like it. What is this world government?0:02Put them in a room, let them sit there and talk till they get it over with.0:0524 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes?0:07The idea of the National Guard building in and cleaning up is a good idea.0:11News, the building industry and landlords today express concern over the latest increase in heating oil prices.0:25Is it just me?0:27Or is it getting crazier out there?0:30I take good care of my mother.1:00I'm at this college because they don't hire Jews.1:12Something I'll address once I have time here, but for now...1:16Wait, please. I love this job.1:19Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun.1:46All right, that's my time.2:02Thank you very much, guys.2:08One more time.2:16Hello, it's getting me here.2:25Smile, for your heart is a...2:35I know all the two of them.2:38She told me everything.2:41No, I won't, Ma.2:42I'm going to be a comedian.2:46When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me.2:56All right.2:58Got a great show for you tonight.3:00Chuck Conby is here.3:01Actress Joanne Mulligan.3:03And new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiff.3:07He's running for mayor.3:09We'll be attending the benefit.3:11You might remember...3:16What is it with you people?3:18You say that stuff with my mother?3:20She's crazy.3:46you Hey Murray4:00Thanks so much for having me on the show.5:07All right let show that clip one last time5:42It's the police, ma'am.5:43Your son's been hit by a drunk driver.5:45He's dead.5:49Killed those three Wall Street guys.5:53Nothing can hurt me anymore.5:59My life is nothing but a comedy.6:06Let me get this straight.6:07You think that killing those guys is funny?6:10I do.6:12And I'm tired of pretending it's not.6:15Comedy is subjective, Murray.6:18You're awful, Murray.6:20Me?6:21I'm awful?6:21Oh yeah? How am I awful?6:25Playing my video.6:28Inviting me on the show.6:31You just wanted to make fun of me.