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0:00I'll try it, you know, but I'm not sure my wife will let me do it.0:04Maybe my next wife.0:09You gotta see our next guest for yourself.0:11I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor.0:14Does he have sexual problems?0:16Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems.0:20Alright, let's show that clip one last time.0:22I think it's cool when you get a kid.0:33But my mother would always say,0:37You should enjoy it.0:38One day you'll have to whisper.0:41No, I won't talk.0:43I'm going to be a comedian.0:51Okay.0:52You may have seen that clip of our next guest.0:58Now, before he comes out, I just want to say1:00that we're all heartbroken about what's going on in the city tonight.1:04But this is how he wanted to come out.1:07And honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh.1:10So please welcome Joker.1:22I'm sorry.1:52Are you all right doctor Well that was quite an entrance You okay2:10Yeah.2:15This is exactly how I imagined it.2:18Well, that makes one of us.2:26So can you tell us about this look?2:30When we spoke earlier, you mentioned that this look is not a political statement.2:34Is that right?2:35That's right, Mary.2:35I'm not political.2:37I'm just trying to make people laugh.2:39And how's that going for you?2:48So, I know you're a comedian.2:52You've been working on any new material.2:53You want to tell us a joke?2:56Yeah?2:58Come on.3:00Okay.3:02It's got a book.3:04A book of jokes.3:10Take your time.3:12Got all night.3:14Take your time.3:16Got all night.3:20Get all night.3:24Take your time. Cut all night.3:32Okay, okay. Here's one.3:37Knock, knock.3:40And you had to look that up?3:48I want to get it right.3:52Knock, knock.3:53Who's there?3:55It's the police, ma'am.3:57Your son been hit by a drunk driver He dead Oh no no no No you cannot joke about that4:08Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur.4:10That's not the kind of humor we do on this show.4:13Okay, I'm s-yeah, I'm sorry.4:15It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray.4:20ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys.4:35Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline.4:38There's no punchline.4:41It's not a joke.4:48You're serious, aren't you?4:49You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?4:52Mm-hmm.4:52And why should we believe you?4:55I ain't got nothing left to lose.4:58Nothing can hurt me anymore.5:03My life is nothing but a comedy.5:10Well, let me get this straight.5:11You think that killing those guys is funny?5:14I do.5:16And I'm tired of pretending it's not.5:18Comedy is subjective, Murray.5:21Isn't that what they say?5:23All of you, the system that knows so much,5:28you decide what's right or wrong5:30the same way that you decide what's funny or not.5:38Okay, I think I might understand5:42that you did this to start a movement,5:44to become a symbol.5:46Come on, Murray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys5:53because they were awful Everybody is awful these days It enough to make anyone crazy Okay so that it You crazy That your defense for killing three young men No They couldn carry a tune to save their lives6:09Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys?6:14If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me.6:18I pass you every day, and you don't notice me.6:20But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne6:23cried about them on TV?6:25You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too.6:27Yes, I do.6:29Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray?6:32Do you ever actually leave the studio?6:36Everybody just yells and screams at each other.6:40Nobody's civil anymore!6:42Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy.6:46You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me?6:51To be somebody but themselves, they don't.6:54They think that we'll just sit there and take it like good little boys.6:59That we won't werewolf and go wild.7:02You're finished?7:03I mean, there's so much self-pity, Arthur.7:06You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men.7:09Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.7:15You're awful, Murray.7:16Me? I'm awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful?7:20Playing my video.7:26Inviting me on the show.7:29You just wanted to make fun of me.7:32You're just like the rest of them.7:34You don't know the first thing about me, pal.7:36Look what happened because of what you did.7:38What it led to.7:39There were riots out there.7:41Two policemen are in critical condition.7:43You're laughing.7:44You're laughing.7:45Someone was killed today because of what you did.7:48I know.7:50How about another joke, Murray?7:53No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.7:55What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him8:01and takes him like trash?8:03Call the police!8:04I'll tell you what you're...