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0:00Truth is, I am Iron Man.0:30I'm not going to die.1:00Okay? Can you move? Okay, say it again.1:0741 steps straight ahead. Then 16 steps, that's from the door, fork right.1:1333 steps, turn right.1:15Turn right! Turn right! Turn right!1:30Jarvis, you there?1:33At your service, sir.1:35Engage heads-up display.1:37Check.1:38Import all preferences from home interface.1:40Will do, sir.1:48Alright, what do you say?1:49I have indeed been uploaded, sir.1:51We're online and ready.1:53We start the virtual walk-around.1:55Importing preferences and calibrating virtual environment.1:58Do a check on control surfaces.1:59As you wish.2:22Test complete.2:23Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics Uh yeah Tell you what ATC check start listening in on ground control Sir there are still terabytes of calculations needed before an actual flight is advanced Jarvis sometimes you gotta run before you can walk2:37Ready? In three, two, one.2:46Ooh, yeah!2:51Woo!2:51Woooooooo!2:53Ha!2:54Ha!3:04Kind of like a dream.3:21I'm not going to die.3:51First vacation in two years.4:03Whoa!4:04Oh, my God!4:06Oh, my God!4:09I got him!4:10Hit him again!4:11Hit him again!4:12This is the football.4:15I got him!4:17Take the case!4:17Take it!4:18Take the case!4:18Get him the case!4:20Stop it!4:21Ah!4:23Ah!4:23Dang!4:25Calm down!4:28Oh, Scott!4:31Give me the case!4:32Please!4:33Come on!5:04Oh Sir Agent Coulson of S is on the line5:10I'm not in.5:11I'm actually out.5:20Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting.5:23Gross fine, Jarvis.5:24I got a date.5:29All performance issues, you know, is not uncommon.5:32One out of five.5:35Jarvis, any turn now?5:40You will all fall before me.5:43Deploy!5:54I'm not sure what's going on.6:24Alright, I think we got this. Send them all.6:38Probably a little fast. Slow it down. Slow it down just a little bit.6:50Cool it, will you, Jervis?6:54Come on.7:04Let's go to you.7:12I'm the best.7:19As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work.7:22Sir Miss Potts is clear of the structure Oh no7:55your weapons tie yourselves to those chairs I'll let you live in five four8:01bang well you should be gone by now you should already been gone I am just beyond8:06terrified here comes three four shut up five four three two one told you8:25Where's the wrist?8:31Better late than never.8:39Not this time.8:40Not the face.8:42It's good to be back.8:48Nice timing.8:49Oh, yeah. That's awesome.8:50Give me a suit, okay?8:53Oh, I'm sorry. They're only coded to me.8:55What's that mean?8:56I got you covered.9:11Jack.9:25I'm calling Veronica.9:39I'm not going to be here, Erica.9:50Oh!9:51We need backup!9:52Get him out!9:53Get him out!10:00All right, everybody, stand down.10:27Go ahead, piss me off.10:30So much for staying for one drink.10:50Oh, you're doing the thing.10:51He's doing the thing.10:58Uh, why is it sticky?11:00Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh yeah ah11:17Where's your guy? I don't know. I've never been having a thing. It's no time for a thing. That's the thing right there. Let's go11:29Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.11:32I'm sorry. Either I can't or he won't.11:34It's okay.11:35Hey, stand down. Keep an eye on him. Thank you.11:37I have him.11:38Him.11:59You know me I do You not the only one cursed with knowledge12:15My only curse is you.12:19Come on!12:34No!12:47All that for a drop of blood.13:04Oh my God I am inevitable13:39And I...13:55am...13:59Iron Man.