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0:30To be continued...1:30I'm sorry.2:00Superman!2:18No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it.2:21We have no consciousness whatsoever.2:23Merely automatons here to serve Meet Twelve She new Oh he looked at me I put your parents message on to soothe you2:37He finds it soothing.2:42We love you more than land.2:45Our beloved home will soon be gone forever.2:48But hope vitalizes our hearts, and that hope is you, Kal-El.2:52Well, that place is Earth.2:57And the rest of the message is lost.3:00Our poor Superman.3:02With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll have him up in Adam at no time.3:22No!3:32Sir, you are only 83% restored to health. You must rest.3:36No can do, Four. I gotta get back to the fray.3:39But this Hammerfellow just beat you at full power.3:42Sir?3:46What is this?3:48Crypto!3:50What the hey, dude?3:52I thought you destroyed the whole Superman robots.3:55I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.3:57We feed the canine, but he is unruly.3:59And he realizes we are not flesh and blood4:01and couldn't in our heart of hearts care less4:03whether he lives or dies.4:06Stop, Krypto. Leave it.4:08Ow. Ow. Stop. Ow. Stop it.4:11Krypto. Ow. Ow. Stop it. Stop. Sit. Sit. Stay.4:50Oh 705:25Superman!5:27Once I gave you free fall,5:29when you saved a woman from being hit by a taxi.5:31Are you all right, Superman?5:33Ali, you gotta get out of here.5:34It's not safe. You saved us so many times.5:36Now it's our turn.5:38This is your last war, Navy.5:45Maybe you shouldn't have done that thing in Jarhanpur, Superman.5:55Sorry about that. I'm so sorry.5:59Good morning, Dino.6:03Good morning, Clark.6:04This is a big story.6:09Put it above the fold. That's where you put it.6:12You're late again, Kent.6:14Sorry, Perry.6:15Hey, loser.6:17Hey, Steve.6:18Hey, what do you got against adverbs, Kent?6:21How are we supposed to know how we feel6:23when we read this malarkey.6:25In sports writing, you learn the sentence is the modifier.6:29So boring.6:30Hey, Ma.6:30Ma!6:31Hey, Clark.6:33Hmm?6:34Me and Pa just wanted to call and say,6:37congratulations on that front page.6:40Boy, that is something.6:42Hey, ask Ma if she barbecue up any good roadkill lately.6:44Shut up, Steve.6:45Like a possum or chitlin.6:47What's that, Clark?6:48Sorry, Ma.6:48I'm just in the middle of the big news station.6:49What are chitlins?6:50Chitlins are intestines.6:52Thanks, Kat. You read this, Crud?6:55I thought it was great, Clark.6:57Great?6:58Yeah, but it's big time.7:00Well, we don't want to keep you, but, uh, wanted to say congrats and tell you we're thinking about you, Clark.7:09It's been a minute.7:10Tell him don't be a stranger.7:13Pa says don't be a stranger.7:15I, uh, yeah, I heard him.7:17Yeah, okay, I gotta go. I gotta run.7:19Yep, okay, love you.7:20So this guy just flew into Midtown and started attacking people,7:23demanding for Superman to show up Yeah it all there in my article And then actually I have to make it through your writing Clark Knowledge is worth many sacrifices That isn one of them Ha very funny Willis Oh my God7:35He is. Maybe Superman didn't completely bang through the ramifications of the Bravia thing.7:39Well, if this guy is even from Bravia.7:41What do you mean his name is the hammer of Bravia?7:43I think it's pretty obvious the bull was kicking Superman's ass.7:46He didn't completely kick Superman's ass.7:48Pretty thoroughly, Clark.7:49Show me! You show me what ties there are between Boravia and the...7:55Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the hammer7:58might be faking a Baravian accent.8:00Superman said that?8:01Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards.8:03Great guy.8:04You know, it's funny that you keep getting8:06all these interviews with Superman, Clark.8:08I don't think there's anything funny8:09about good journalism, Lois.8:11Uh-huh.8:12What are you doing here?8:14Three months ago, we had our first date,8:16and so to celebrate, I am making you your favorite.8:19Breakfast for dinner.8:21That's your favorite.8:23You love breakfast.8:24Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for dinner.8:47What?8:48That was very funny today.8:49What?8:50It was hilarious, the little back and forth we had going.8:52You giving me guff from my article?8:53Jimmy was eating it up.8:55I wasn't acting, Clark.8:57If you keep interviewing yourself,8:59eventually people are going to figure it out.9:02But the glasses.9:03They won't fool everyone forever.9:06And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic.9:10I mean, you literally know the questions in advance.9:14Okay, so I'll let you interview me.9:16I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.9:18Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy.9:20I can handle any question that comes my way.9:23Are you being serious right now?9:26Yeah.9:27You'd let me interview you as Superman?9:31Sure.9:34How about now?9:38Um...9:41Ready?9:43Let's do it, Cronkite.9:45Superman.9:47Miss Lane.9:49Recently, you've come under a lot of fire for what some might...9:52I don't know if it's a lot of fire, but...9:53It's a lot.9:54Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was gonna look into your actions in Baravia.9:58That's funny?10:00It's not funny funny.10:02It's just, um, I mean, come on.10:03My actions?10:04I stopped a war.10:06Maybe.10:06Uh, not maybe.10:07I did.10:08Okay.10:09How?10:10Well, Bravia invaded Jarhanpur,10:13and I showed up and told them that wasn't right.10:15And?10:16And smashed some tanks and things,10:18and a couple of planes and some other stuff.10:22There were no casualties and no significant injuries.10:24Did you interact at all with the president of Bravia,10:27Vasyl Gherkos?10:28A very small amount.10:30What's a very small amount?10:32That was between us.10:36This is all on the record.10:37Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.10:41Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it.10:44Really?10:45Really.10:47After I stopped the war, I went to see Gurkos.10:51Where?10:52In the capital of Luchabic at the Royal Palace.10:55And?10:55And I took a private audience with Gurkos.10:58How?10:58I flew him out to the desert, and I...11:01And you...11:03And I placed him against a cactus.11:05A cactus. So... torture?11:08No, not torture. His spikes were, like, not even that big.11:12What did you say?11:13I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhanpur again,11:16he'll have to personally answer to me.11:18What did you mean by that?11:19That if such events occurred,11:21we would have a more serious discussion, that's all.11:23More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus?11:26The Red Coast was gonna kill people.11:28You seem to keep forgetting that.11:29In effect, you illegally entered a country,11:31inserting yourself in the middle of an incredibly heated11:34geopolitical situation. No, no, no, hold on a minute.11:35Hold on a second. Siding with a nation,11:36Jahanpur, which historically has not been a friend to the U.S.11:39Jahanpur has changed. Against a nation that's technically11:41our ally and then threatened to murder their head of state.11:44First of all, whether or not Jahanpur is an imperfect country11:46does not give another nation the right to evade it.11:48Yes, but the Baravian government maintains11:50they're freeing the Jahanpurians from a tyrannical regime.11:53Yes, but you know that's very silly. I do.11:55The Baravian government of all people is saying this?11:58Come on.11:59This is on the record, Superman.12:01No, no, now see, now you're being dishonest, Lois.12:04How am I being dishonest?12:07What are you...12:08Where's the button? Stop, it's...12:09You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do12:10that the Baravian government is not well-intentioned.12:12I think that's almost certainly the case,12:14but do I know that?12:16No, I don't.12:18Can we go on now?12:20Yeah, fine.12:21I...12:22Do you think this is going well?12:24Do I think this is going well Um I think I doing a good job Superman did you consult with the president12:35before entering Bravian airspace?12:37Ah...12:38No. The secretary of defense?12:40Nope. Or any U.S. official12:41before you took matters into your own hands12:43and decided unilaterally how to handle12:45this extremely delicate situation?12:46Durkos and his goons were going to kill people.12:49Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting12:52as a representative of the United States...12:53I wasn't representing anybody except for me.12:56More problems around the world.12:56More than a war that lasted between 12 and 24 hours13:00and was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another.13:03Is that really how you feel?13:04I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman,13:07but I question it.13:10Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation13:13and hold off a beat and consider the consequences.13:15People were going to die!13:23Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could.13:31Okay.13:32You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately.13:34I don't read that stuff.13:36Superman doesn't have time for selfies.13:39Third person.13:40Hmm?13:40You're referring to yourself in third person now.13:42No, it's just a thing I came up with that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview.13:46This is on the record, Superman.13:47Okay, well, not the part where I said that.13:49Yes, that part.13:50No, that part was an aside.13:51That was off the record.13:52You have to say off the record beforehand, not afterward.13:55Why are you being like this?13:57Fine. I won't write that you spend your spare time13:59trying to think up sound bites, which are terrible, by the way.14:02Social media.14:03Yes.14:04As you may know, or maybe you don't,14:06since you claim not to read any of that stuff.14:08Very seldomly.14:09Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it and looking very upset.14:12Okay, well, you can't use that.14:14People on social media are suspicious because you are an alien, yes?14:19Yes. I've been very honest about that.14:22From the beginning.14:23I come from a planet called Krypton.14:26Which is gone now, by the way.14:28Destroyed.14:29Along with all of my history, my parents.14:33They sent me here as a baby to save my life.14:35Here? Where?14:36I'm not going to say that.14:36You know I'm not going to say that.14:44What do you know about these biological parents of yours?14:48Just that they sent me here to serve humanity,14:51and to help the world to be a better place.14:54They said that They did They sent a message along with me That message is why I do what I do15:05I cherish it more than anything.15:07Because you understand now there are an awful lot of people out there15:11maintaining you're here for more nefarious purposes.15:15Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit.15:18Super shit? Come on, Lois.15:19You know that one specifically irritates me.15:21This is on the record, Clark.15:23I didn't make it up.15:24It's what people on the Internet are saying.15:26I'm gonna go.15:28Really?15:28Yeah.15:30Come on, Clark, don't do this.15:31I'm not doing anything.15:33No? No, that's not you?15:34Packing up your shit and walking out of an interview?15:36I'm not walking out of an interview.15:38I'm just, it's late.15:38No, this is what you do every time you're faced with conflict.15:40You get mad, you pout, and then you pretend like nothing's wrong.15:43Nothing is wrong.15:44Look, I gave you a nice long interview.15:46Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way.15:48Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself?15:51That's a thing you can do?15:52You got a lot of good stuff.15:54Some stuff you can't use.15:56I am well aware.15:58I knew this would never work.16:01What does that mean?16:06Lois?16:08What does that mean?16:09Nothing. I just...16:11I told you I wasn't good at relationships.16:24Get out of here!16:54Oh, my God.17:24I not going to die Everybody okay17:36Hey buddy, eyes up here.17:55Deep, slow breaths, man.18:22You're gonna be fine.18:25Hey!18:37What's the skinny?18:38Its hide is tough, but it's off balance.18:41I've been trying to figure out a way to get it out if you're alive.18:43Get it someplace where we can study it.18:45Oh, come on, man.18:47What?18:48Go for inside!18:55Come on, be careful!19:00Good gosh, there's gotta be a better way to do this.19:20Come on.19:25How's it going with that guy you were seeing?19:37You were saying you weren't sure about it?19:40Yeah, he's a little strange.19:50Woo!19:52Had you steaks all around, huh?19:55I was hoping we could capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo or...20:00at least euthanize it less painfully.20:01Come on, bro, don't be such a wuss.20:04Hey, the Justice Gang!20:05Not our name, it's just a working name.20:08Could very well prove to be permanent, though.20:10Probably not.20:10Good chance, though, I'm saying.20:12You okay? Everybody okay?20:13I'd just like to say thank you20:14on behalf of Lortec Industries.20:23Come here.20:25This has to be BS.20:30Well, they couldn't be mistaken.20:31Oh, no.20:33We love you more than heaven, our son.20:36We love you more than land.20:38Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever.20:42But hope vitalizes our hearts.20:44And that hope is you, Kal-El.20:48We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good20:52and live out Krypton's truth.20:54That place is Earth.20:56I don't get it.20:56What's bad about that?21:00The people there are simple and profoundly confused.21:06Weak of mind and spirit and body.21:10Lord over the planet as the last son of Krypton.21:15Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling to serve you, Khaled.21:21Take as many wives as you can, so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy will live on in this new frontier.21:30Do us proud, our beloved son.21:33Rule without mercy.21:37What about all the kind acts Superman has performed over the years,21:40saving countless lives?21:42No, he's grooming us.21:46Lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance,21:51forging a path for his super-powered descendants to rule the Earth.21:55I will not accept that.22:00Will you?22:04You seem upset.22:06I'm...22:07I'm scared.22:10I will admit that. I am scared.22:12Because who knows how large his secret harem is already.22:30Dude you got a secret harem22:42No, Guy, of course I don't have a harem.22:44If any of that message is even remotely true,22:46then you are exactly the kind of alien threat22:49I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps22:51to protect this planet against.22:53Back off, Guy.22:55Oh.22:56Make a move, Babe Blue.22:59Guy, relax.23:02Was the message real or not?23:05The first half. The first half is real.23:08The second half was damaged in the trip from Krypton to Earth,23:11so it's gotta be doctored.23:12No way, Clark.23:14I know this computer forensics, guys.23:16They're not gonna say it's legit unless they are sure.23:20I'm so sorry, man, but there's no way that message is fake.23:24Where'd they get the footage, though?23:44Four. Four.23:47What happened?23:48I tried to protect Superman.23:54How did Lusa get in here?23:58It's keyed into my DNA.24:00Must protect Superman.24:05Four.24:07I'm sorry for a friend.24:22Crypto?24:24Crypto!24:35Well, yeah, that's gonna be...24:38Lex, I tried to stop him.24:40It's fine, Heather.24:41Superman, we finally meet. Would you like a coffee?24:43Where's the dog?24:44Dog?24:45The dog, loser! You took the dog!24:47That's righty. You get all of this.24:49Where's the dog?24:54I have no clue what you talking about He just a dog I don know what dog you talking about25:07Ugly dog and Kate.25:09What did you say?25:10Hmm?25:11I didn't say anything.25:13You heard what he said!25:14You heard him!25:15He took him!25:16I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid animal around here is Superman.25:21Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan,25:24he's gone off the deep end.25:26Thoughts, Chris?25:27Can't say I'm surprised, Clevis.25:29It's guys like this, they always got a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets.25:32What do you mean, guys like this?25:34He thinks he's better than everybody else.25:36Makes us declarations against killing people unless it's absolutely necessary.25:40Really, dude?25:42It kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a little more edgier than you look like jerks.25:46You know what I mean?25:47A lot of these guys, he's, uh,25:50These heroes from the magazines are obsessed with me.25:54Because I'm more jacked than they are.25:56They know they don't have...25:57You have a dog?26:03No, not really. It's more of a foster situation.26:06Coco.26:14You were out there helping them?26:15Oh, no, that's just, uh, that's just some dimensional imp...26:23They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog.26:34You okay?26:36The footage is not what it looks like, Lois.26:40Okay.26:41The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit,26:44so I only ever heard the first part of the message.26:48And I believed I knew how it ended,26:51that my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth26:54and to be a good man.26:58I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois.27:01I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark.27:14Oh, that's really good.27:16I'm sorry we fought.27:19We do.27:20But we're bound to, though.27:22We're so different.27:25I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline and you Superman I punk rock You are not punk rock I like the Stranglfellows and the P27:36and the Mighty Crabjoys.27:37Those are pop radio bands.27:38They're not punk rock.27:39The Mighty Crabjoys suck.27:42Okay, well, a lot of people love them.27:47My point is I question everything and everyone.27:51You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like, beautiful.28:03Maybe that's the real punk rock.28:11Lois, what did you mean when you said that you knew this would never work?28:18I don't know.28:21I'm gonna go.28:27The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest,28:29so I'm gonna turn myself in.28:31Wait, what?28:32Why?28:33Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.28:35I don't know how else to find him.28:37It's a dog.28:38Yeah, and he's not even a very good one,28:40but he's out there alone,28:43and he's probably scared.28:51I love you, Lois.29:05I probably should have told you that a long time ago.29:21Is that necessary?29:24I'm coming into my own accord.29:28No one rid me my rights.29:30The Corps decided those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial organisms.29:34Therefore, at this point, Superman, you don't have any rights to read.29:37The government is very well aware of potential limitations detaining you,29:40so we've outsourced your confinement and your interrogation to Planet Watch.29:44Planet Watch.29:46I'm sorry about this.29:51I'm going to go!30:00We'll be right back.30:02Off the sky, off the sky.30:04Five new shots, we can meet.30:08Spread our days apart.30:10We'll be right back.30:14Hey!30:16Happy shopping.30:30Twice in two days. What a pleasure.30:40Luther, your obsession with me is getting a little creepy.30:45Don't worry. Tall dark and Martian isn't my type.30:48Kryptonian.30:48Eh, same diff.30:53Where are we?30:54A pocket universe.30:56I'm able to access Rex.30:59for a specific purpose. He can metamorphose in31:02Kryptonite.31:09Hashtag super shit.31:13Kryptog.31:16How do you contain a super dog?31:19We'll learn what we can.31:22Then we'll put31:22varmint down.31:26It will undoubtedly be painful.31:27Others private. Others...31:30You wouldn't be telling me any of this if you...31:32If we ever planned on letting you out, don't.31:34You'd be terminated already if it was up to me.31:38But first, the government has some questions they want answered.31:47Joseph, he's your son?31:49Don't talk to me.31:50Please.31:52I could fly over and get him if you'd stop with the kryptonite.31:59There's no way out of here, okay?32:01There's always way.32:02I said don't talk to me!32:04I told you!32:07Don't talk to me!32:11Q&A time, alien!32:17I'm familiar with him.32:19and the smell of his piss as we flew across the desert.32:25That is alive No not this Not alive Now the U government has a few questions for you Luther I barely know him32:35He gave me food one time.32:37Who are you working with here on Earth?32:40I'm not working with anyone, Luther.32:42Don't tell him nothing, Superman.32:44I have no family or nothing.32:45Luther, don't do this.32:46You think my food was a great honor, Superman?32:48No. No.32:50Got lucky on that one.32:52No, Luther, don't do this. Please.32:55Let's try another question, shall we, Superman?32:58Luther, don't do this.32:58Who raised you as a child?33:00I believe in you, Superman.33:02No.33:02Don't tell him nothing.33:15Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with.33:19Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.33:22No, no, no, no.33:43He just killed that poor god.33:46Molly.33:47His name was Molly.33:50And I didn't...33:51I didn't... I didn't do anything.34:16Why are you so gross looking?34:18I don't know.34:21I thought...34:23It must be the sun.34:25What did you... What sun?34:27There's no sun here.34:28That's the problem.34:29I need to heal.34:31I get my powers from the yellow sun.34:33Just give me a second.34:39I can't make a sun.34:41I know.34:42I can only make something kind of like a sun.34:46What?34:46All right.34:48Okay.34:49Okay, we got hydrogen.34:50I fine I not going to take credit for this I am the one that saw it first Oh thank you I ain farming I getting credit for it Yeah These two are gonna get out killed Ratchet Ratchet Ratchet35:25Joey!35:29You have to take him. I can't carry him when I change forms.35:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no. Krypto! Krypto!35:43Krypto! Krypto!35:44Stop! You're gonna squash the baby!35:46Stop!35:49Aw, you look like shit.35:51I'm fine.35:52I think we need to get to those portals up there.35:54Uh, right. How do we work them?35:58I don't know, but we'll figure it out.36:03Joey!36:04Kill him, he's still weak!36:34I'm not going to die.37:04Black hole!37:14Oh boy!37:17Krypto! Come here boy! I can't get out of this!37:21Krypto! It's a black hole! We'll never get out of it!37:24Pull us out Krypto Go Go Stop it Crypto Help us out Crypto Bad boy37:37Rex!37:39Go east!37:55Man, you were so weird.38:25Terrific?38:27Follow me!38:33Crypto! No! Leave it!38:39Oh my gosh. Thank you.38:43Hey, buddy. Hey.38:49You came to get me.38:51Yeah.38:55There's more people being held prisoner in there.39:00We gotta go get him.39:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.39:02Not through here, you can't.39:04Not with you like this.39:06Clark, what the?39:08It's kryptonite poisoning.39:10He'll hear, but it'll take a day or two.39:12Get him someplace safe.39:14Take the T-Craft.39:15The controls are easy and intuitive.39:18I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure.39:25Okay.39:31Okay. Okay.39:37Okay. No. Dog. Dog, I really need you.39:41Yeah, for sure.39:51Look. I'm... I'm Martha. This is John.39:55I'm Lois. I'm Lois.40:00Here, son.40:02Oh, no.40:04They sent me here to rule over.40:06They sent me here to kill people.40:08Clark, that ain't... that ain't...40:20Is our boy gonna be okay?40:22Yes.40:24Mr. Terrific says yes.40:26It's horrific, says yes.40:29Don't mind him, Lois.40:32He's just a big old mush.40:34Especially when it comes to Clark.40:56I thought she was out of here.41:13Hey, Bob.41:16Never seen you sleep that long.41:19Last week, me, Ma, Hector, and them,41:28we took a drive to Beer Key's Burritos down in Lettuce.41:34Like the one that used to be out by that old blue barn41:37out on that I-9.41:38You remember that?41:40Mm-hmm.41:41Burritos still just as good.41:49That Luann, she seems nice.41:52It was Lois.41:53Hm?41:54Name's Lois.41:56Yeah, she's nice.42:00But you don't seem quite yourself.42:04Yeah, well, the message that my parents sent with me,42:07I had never heard the second half before.42:10Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to me42:14says a whole lot more about you than what anyone42:18meant for it to me.42:20You don't understand.42:25I not who I thought I was They sent me here to hurt people42:35Parents aren't for telling their children who they're supposed to be.42:40We are here to give you all two.42:42Help you make fools of yourselves all on your own.42:55Your choices, Clark.42:59Your actions.43:03That's what makes you who you are.43:09I'll tell you something, son.43:12I couldn't be...43:18more proud of you.43:25Oh, mush.43:32Clark, there's something on the box you might want to see.43:38And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops gather at the border,43:42seemingly mere minutes away from invading Jharnpur once again.43:49You're back! You're back! You're back!43:55Without Superman here to stop at this time, the Jarampurians don't have much hope.44:02I cleaned your boots. I'll go get them for you.44:05Superman! We need you here in Metropolis, now!44:09I have to get to Baravia, Terrific.44:11There won't be a Baravia, or a Metropolis, or a planet Earth if you don't get here soon.44:25I'm not sure what you're doing.44:54But it too complicated to hack Luther will have the code at Luther Corp Just give me a minute I get Krypton and we go You brought that dog man Yeah I didn want him killing my parents cows45:25It's not too late for either of you.45:45Fight A!45:46You don't have to do what Luther...45:55Two eggs!46:25What's his game?46:55Using fri-47:15He'll suffocate any minute47:25Oh No47:51Wait, wait, wait, what is he doing?47:55No!47:57No!48:05Whoa.48:27I located a strand of your hair.48:55That's how you got into the fortress.48:57You had my DNA.48:59Longer.49:032A.49:065B. 5B.49:086K.49:099A.49:25No matter what you do to me, Luther, your plans in Baravia won't work.49:47Oh, really?49:49Why is that?49:50Because I called in some friends.49:53Mr. Luther?49:55There is an anomaly at the border.49:57Superman, that was just a...50:00Just a bonus.50:02Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily get our government support in nullifying50:08Why?50:30You're driven by envy, Luther.50:32You couldn't be more obvious.50:381A!50:44Oh, what are you smirking at, you idiot?50:48Brain beats prawn.50:53Sorry, John.51:00You watch him through those?51:17Tell them what to do.51:26Crypto!51:27Get the toy.51:30Uh, thir-thirty-51:34Oh, the stupid dog!51:57Kill him!52:15Good luck with that.52:27I not going to go52:50I'm not going to die.53:20Hey!53:24This ain't playtime!53:26Quit messing around!53:28We have to get the Luther to stop the rift!53:30I'm not messing around. I'm doing important stuff.53:46You piece of shit alien!53:49That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex.53:54I'm as human as anyone.53:56I love, I get scared, I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to do, I put54:02one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I can.54:06I screw up all the time.54:08But that is being human.54:11And that's my greatest strength.54:15And someday, I hope, for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too.54:20Oh, that's beautiful.54:23But none of this matters, you patronizing clown.54:26The government gave me the authority to kill you.54:30If not today, then...54:31Oh!54:32Oh!54:44Don drop him Krypto drop him Drop him Dude He been giving them billions and billions of dollars54:56The world has turned against Superman.54:59And we all owe him an enormous apology.55:02He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was.55:15Miss Lane.55:27Oh, hi.55:29I thought I might give you an interview.55:31I could fill you in on all the behind the scenes.55:34Sure.55:36I think that would be great.55:41Um, how about over here?55:43for an interview.56:13Hey.56:19Hey.56:22I love you too.56:43I let you know Yep What the hell dude57:20Why did you move the door?57:22I didn't move the door.57:25Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues.57:27No boundaries.57:32It's not healthy, is it?57:33Mm-mm.57:36She likes to go and party on other planets.57:38Planets with red suns.57:40Oh.57:41Because of our metabolism,57:42we can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.57:44If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever,57:47I'd be concerned about her partying.57:49Yeah.57:50Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents?57:54He finds it soothing.57:56Oh.57:57Yeah, Gary. That'd be nice.58:02I'm driving to my star.58:05Everything you see, he's seeing for the first time.58:16All of this is for me.58:20Come on.58:29You did it.58:35Cause I'm a punk rocker, yes I am58:39Well I'm a punk rocker, yes I am59:05Hmm.59:07What?59:12Yeah?59:13It's just... a little off.59:15What do you want me to do?59:17Do you want me to take it apart and put it back together?59:19No, no, no, no. It was just...59:21You just what?59:25Hey, man, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bum you out.59:29I shouldn't have brought it up.59:31Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.