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0:00Pizza-sized hole right here.0:02You guys hooked up for the fly-off-to-the-moon dance yet?0:05Know any honeys with a hot sister or smoking second cousin?0:09This guy's going stag.0:11Gotta keep my options open, you know?0:13Loser.0:14That stuff?0:16No.0:20Who cares, right?0:23Greetings, mortals.0:25You look stranger than usual.0:27Very perceptive, mortal.0:28Well, of course, you're among the few who know my r-0:31Rather smack me some zombies.0:33Barbie?0:34It's like Romeo and Juliet, but with pointy teeth and no tights.0:45Now it's a party, because the party animal's here.0:48It wasn't a party before I arrived, just so we're clear.0:52Really late last night. Wow.0:58I see you've noticed my limited edition t-shirt.1:04Who's single tear?1:07Single tear.1:13You listened to single tear?1:16I didn't think you'd like anything cool.1:19Have you heard the new remix of Love Shaped Heart?1:22Hearing it is one thing, Spice Angel,1:25but seeing it is a more awesome thing.1:27I'm downloading their double acoustic Antarctica concert video as we speak!1:32You're here tonight to pick it up.1:35Like... a date?1:37I just don't want anyone to see us together.1:42Ah, an intimate date.1:44I'm gonna need candles. Computers.1:57Looks like the school's wireless is down.2:01I'm not getting a signal.2:02We'll do it from my place.2:04What about her?2:06I don't think we should move her until we know what's going on.2:09The weed killer didn't go over so well.2:11Okay.2:12Should we call a doctor?2:15Gardener?2:16Cable guy?2:18Couldn't you guys just water her and make sure she gets enough sun?2:22Okay.2:23We'll come back for her.2:24Let go Rory I said don touch it Don worry about me I a big bad blood vampire I can look out for myself2:39So cute.2:42You guys are on fire today.2:47Good. It's hanging good.2:49I was wondering, do you have any more of that magic potion light?2:53I'll take that.2:54Huge, awesome robot.2:55All he'd have to do is yank on the warp engine nacelles.2:58Okay, that's like saying a dude could fight a boat.3:01Guys, just...3:03Kurt the Hurt.3:06Time to put this old relic into...3:07Can I use my me as my yearbook photo?3:09Sorry, Rory.3:10They shot us down.3:12Maybe next year.3:13Come on!3:15You want me to take them out?3:16Maybe eat their families?3:17No!3:19Just kidding, man!3:21You looked all, oh no, Rory's a maniac.3:24That was great.3:25Don't joke about that, okay?3:28Sometimes I wonder what you do at night.3:30Oh, it's pretty nuts.3:32The less you know, the better.3:34Four thousand and sixty-eight and a thousand and sixty-nine?3:40Anyway, what do the yearbook nerds want to do?3:43Hannah Price wants you some lame old camera for the photos.3:46She probably doesn't even know she has to develop the old film.3:49She's probably still staring at the back of the camera right now,3:52Wondering why the screen isn't working.3:55She's standing right behind me now, isn't she?3:57Later.3:58Wait, what?3:59You let Dibby out?4:01Why would you do that?4:03Because she's hot.4:04Dude, she's a doll.4:06I mean, literally, a doll.4:10As in she's made of plastic.4:13Yeah, all the hottest girls are.4:15Rory, get this through your thick vampire skull.4:18She's not human.4:20Are you boys talking about me?4:22There's my girl.4:23How'd it go with Principal Hicks?4:25Oh, him. He was such a doll.4:27Hi, guys.4:28Did you miss me?4:30Jumpy much?4:31Flesh, blood, more than eight points of articulation,4:34all things I intend to keep.4:37You're coming with us, Debbie.4:38Over my undead body?4:39Dude, listen, she's dangerous.4:43So am I. So...4:45back off!4:49Huh.4:52Rory I need your help That Wow that just The one who made me She can fix me You must take me to her Listen we had a good run5:05but I think we should see other faces.5:08People!5:09I meant people.5:10Later!5:12I can maybe self-absorb,5:13but she always comes through for me.5:15Rory, where's Debbie?5:17Beats me.5:18She went off looking for the one who made her?5:21You guys were right.5:22That girl is whack.5:25I can't tell you anything.5:31Erica would kill me.5:33Though I already said too much.5:36You're not cool.5:43Hey.5:44Dude, I told you.5:45Lips sealed.5:47It's not that.5:48I just have a quick question.5:49If you can be anyone for one day, who would it be?5:52Thor or the Hulk?5:54Thor is a Norse god.5:56With a magic hammer, they can summon lightning from the heavens.6:01The Hulk is a big, green doofus with purple short shorts.6:06Next time, at least try to make it challenging.6:09Muchos gracias, amigo.6:13Say what?6:14Got it, hot stuff.6:15Don't call me that.6:17Good idea. Switching to alternate code names.6:19Sweet, chief.6:24Thor's fear!6:36Chicks, are you kidding? They totally will.6:40You're hanging a little low on the left.6:43Who cares? This just won't work.6:48Well, hello there, foxy ladies.6:51Hi, I'm Betty, and this is...6:56Veronica.6:58Sweet.6:59So much easier than remembering Angel 1 and Angel 2.7:05I'll see you gals around.7:07What's up? My main man!7:10Rory, you're the mascot?7:13Of course. Best way to hang with all the hot cheerleading chicks.7:17And there's this one blonde hottie Mclovely names Betty so into me7:23Yeah Doubt that dude What about Veronica She okay Just okay Her legs are kind of bandy But Betty I just want to sink my thing7:38Yeah.7:38Then you're cheers and then your new boyfriend.7:41Well, hello there, my D.L. Zababe.7:46Sweetie, stop.7:48Stop.7:55But I did bump into her, and she asked me to give you this.8:02My dearest Rorykins, our time together was short, yet precious, like you.8:07But somehow I sensed a darkness in you that I could never trust myself to resist.8:11Be strong, my little devil.8:13No matter what, we'll always have the gym hallway.8:16Love, Betty.8:17Rory!8:18What?8:19Yeah.8:22Rory!8:25Penny!8:28Boo!8:30Don't do that!8:32I was working on my ninja skills.8:34Check out my new card.8:37What's that mean?8:39Rory. Vampire?8:41Ninja.8:43Look, Benny's gone to Dallas, and I don't know where she lives.8:46Do you?8:47No, but I know a sure way to find out.8:50Air Rory.8:52Stupid.8:52Too late. Already did.8:54Nothing happened. I...8:55Ah!8:56Booyah!8:57Rory, I don't care how undead you are.9:02You do that again, I kill you.9:05To kill Vampire Ninja, you must first find Vampire Ninja.9:09Vampire Ninja? You...9:13Alright. That was kinda cool.9:16Anyway.9:19Whoa.9:21Hey, what is up?9:26What happened to you?9:28Weirdest thing.9:29Last night, I went out for a crunchy critter snack.9:31This time, the snack fought back.9:34I think I was possessed.9:35You don't need bandages, remember?9:38Vampires can heal themselves.9:42Yo!9:44Fingers grow back fast.9:46Sweet!9:48Dory, what'd you do?9:50How come I can still hear the music?9:51I had an inspiration.9:53Why shred my prima lips when I could just record the tune and play it back on a loop?9:58No flute required.10:00So where's the player?10:02I landed on the roof to look for you guys,10:04and then there was a psycho squirrel,10:06and I kind of dropped it down the chimney.10:08What?10:09The chimney?10:10Hey, relax.10:11I know a way to get it back.10:12When Santa comes...