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0:00Go bed or go home0:16Hey, you know beer a little bit closer. Oh0:22I know0:24You're afraid because I'm the big bad wolf0:30I'm not surprised. I am the villain in every story.0:32Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?0:34Yep.0:35Say hello to Mr. Snake.0:38Serpentine, safe-cracking machine.0:40Imagine Houdini, but with no arms.0:42The kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half-empty, then steal it from you.0:46He's also my best buddy.0:48Today's his birthday.0:50Not relevant.0:51He's a sweetheart.0:52You're a sweetheart.0:54Well, look who's here.0:56It's a long time.1:00Watch this.1:05Three, two, one.1:09And over here is Miss Tarantula.1:11Our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard.1:15We call her Web.1:23Very slick, Web.1:24I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system,1:28grounded there chopper and one more thing i got a special delivery for1:37happy birthday mr grumpy pants I think I hate you1:55Guy, it's me. I was a construction worker.1:58And this is Mr. Sharp, master of disguise.2:02Apex predator of a thousand faces.2:05his greatest trick, stealing the Mona Lisa2:08disguised as the Mona Lisa.2:11Dig that.2:12Watch it, big tuna. I'm trying to work here.2:15You be cool, baby.2:16Birthday should be chill.2:19And rounding out the crew2:21Surprise!2:26is Mr. Piranha.2:28He's a loose cannon with a short fuse2:30willing to scrap with anyone or anything.2:33He's brave.2:35He's fearless.2:37Who am I kidding? He's crazy.2:42Uh, Piranha?2:44Did we forget something?2:46What? The present.2:47You know...2:48Oh, um...2:49Of course I didn't forget.2:52You know you fart when you lie, right?2:54What? No. I fart when I'm nervous.2:56Yeah, nervous about lying.2:58I'm sorry.2:59Turn on!3:01I breathed it in!3:03Yeah, they're a bit eccentric, but when you're boring us, you don't exactly win many popularity contests.3:11Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters?3:14Eight lag, daytime's a cardio.3:16Sure I do.3:17What's up, Papa?3:18But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play them.3:22Jackpot!