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0:00Who don't hear Pop-Bonix?0:05Yeah, it works for me, so jump aboard!0:07Yeah, this train has freed the conductor!0:09And then soon my whistle, the instructor!0:12I'm the fucking uncle, friends, and we be dancing on the rake!0:14When it ain't thrown so far, we be walking over the world!0:16While you're sinking your bones!0:18Remember if you step in the clothes, you're gonna be eating some tea!0:20So please step back!0:22While you're just having a tea!0:24I'm gonna put you guys away for so long, your fleas will have fleas!0:30Ah!0:31Ah!0:33Chief!0:34You want some cake?0:35You seem a little hangry.0:36Ha ha ha ha!0:37Get that thing out of my face before I...0:39Excuse me, Chief.0:40What?0:43Stop!0:45Drop!0:48Woo!0:50Woo!0:52Stop!0:55Drop!0:56You're mine.1:00Hey, man!1:30Red stop!1:32Yeah, we may be bad, but we're so good at it.1:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no!1:46Keep running, Wolf! One of these days your luck is gonna run out!2:00Snake come on At least make a toast Ah Toast Come on OK OK all right a toast2:36Fine.2:37I've made a lot of enemies in my time.2:39I mean a lot.2:41But out of all the people in the world,2:44I hate you guys the least.2:46That was actually kind of beautiful.2:48A poet, man.2:49To Mr. Snake and his strange dislike of birthdays.2:53Yay!2:55Everyone say robbery.2:58Robbery!3:00Oh, look at those dimples.3:03Happy birthday, buddy.3:04Okay, now dig in, fellas.3:06Yes!3:07Come on up!3:09That was so gross.3:12That was not much!3:13You snoozy lose!3:14You like that.3:18Nice.3:20Ooh, wow!3:22I forgot we had those pushpops.3:24Man, my tummy is rumbling like a Kraken right now.3:27Yeah. Want it?3:28You know he's not gonna give it to you.3:31No, I believe that deep down Snake is a kind and generous soul.3:36Why?3:37Here. Take it.3:39Oh, yeah! Pop me, please.3:45Sucker.3:46Come on, man. Now you're gonna make me get all aggressive.3:51Animals.3:52Spin it out!3:54Let's see what they're saying about us today.3:57What up? It's Tiffany Fluffet, Channel 6 Action News.4:00The bad guys have struck a hole.4:02Guys, guys, stop it. One TV.4:04...who do once more that they are the most diabolical criminals of our time.4:09Ooh, diabolical. That's new.4:11You know what it sounds like? A cologne.4:13Diabolical.4:14...the justice famous crime spree is the newly elected governor, Diane Foxington.4:19Governor?4:20Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. Listen, listen. We all know how dastardly the bad guys are.4:26You bet we are.4:27But more than anything, I feel sorry for them.4:31What?4:33These so-called bad guys are really just second-rate has-beens.4:38Behind their amateurish antics and frankly, unoriginal capers, I mean really, another bank, is nothing but a deep well of anger.4:46I ain't angry. You're angry.4:48Denial.4:48Not true.4:49and self The only one I self is you And those are holes that no amount of cash or priceless art can ever fill What on the Food Network5:05Well, Good Guys, this is it.5:07Good luck out there.5:08Remember, all eyes will be on you tonight, not me.5:13Friends, meet the Good Guys!5:22Uh, this is different.5:24Hey, dear friend, is this a prank?5:25What's that sound?5:26Like screaming, but not terrifying.5:29All right, guys, let's mingle.5:31It's crime time, baby.5:34Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.5:40Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.5:45In other words, hold my hand.5:49Bingo.5:50Mr. Shark, Mr. Shark.5:52Is it true sharks can smell blood a mile away?5:54What? No, that's freaky.6:02Oh, Mr. Wolf, Mr. Wolf.6:04It is a pleasure to meet you.6:05Pleasure is all mine.6:06I loved your video.6:08Can I get a picture for my kids?6:09Uh, hey, just a minute, guys.6:10Let me, let me, uh, I gotta, I'll be right back.6:16Okay, Wolf, what are you up to?6:22Yeah, with criminals like this, you gotta be...6:24...quietly subtle, invisible.6:27And then the moment they let their guard down...6:30...wav-o!6:32Yes! Bring the trap!6:34Always one step ahead.6:36I think I've earned a tonic water.6:39Put it in a fun glass, huh?6:41Oh, nice!6:45Oh, no!6:47Nice!6:48Get...6:49Huh!6:52That's right, be intimidated.7:02Look at me.7:14Tell me what you see.7:22Am I good or bad Don you judge so fast7:39Hey, hey, hey, I know you think you know me.7:42You made your own conclusion.7:44You think that I look scary.7:47Well, that's your own delusion.7:49Listen, when I tell you, there's more than meets the eye.7:53So take a close and look to find a real good guy.7:58We're not the bad guys.8:00Mr. Wolf.8:01Diane, yeah, what a surprise.8:03You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think that you were avoiding me.8:06Avoiding you?8:07Why would I do that?8:10Okay.8:11But I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.8:15I was hoping you were going to ask me to dance.8:19Oh.8:23We're gonna be good tonight, wanna get your feeling right.8:26We're gonna be good tonight, we're the good, good guys.8:30We're gonna be good tonight, wanna get your feeling right.8:34We're gonna be good tonight, we're the good, good guys.8:39Come on!8:41I see, you lost the sheets closing.8:44Yeah, I figured it was time I got comfortable in my own fur.8:47If you're feeling good in here, I said if you're feeling good in here.8:53I think I like the new year.8:56Well, that makes two of us.9:23So leave yours just me.9:25Break out the umbrellas because it's raining money.9:28All because of... I can't even believe I'm saying this.9:30All because of the bad guys.9:32Wanna get you feeling right?9:35We're gonna be good tonight.9:37We're the good, good guys.9:39We're gonna be good tonight.9:41Wanna get you feeling right?9:45We're the good, good guys.9:48So, how does it feel to have everyone not fear you for a change?9:53I don't know.10:00It feels good. Real good.10:05Diane.10:10It belongs to you.10:30Yeah!10:34The End10:55Now this is what a true bad guy looks like11:04What do you say? We have some fun.11:34Come on!11:48Hey. You okay?11:51No, I'm not okay. I'm very, very un-okay.11:55I just left the only friends I've ever had.11:58So what the... What am I doing?12:04I know this isn't easy.12:06Leaving everything behind.12:09Do you?12:10Yeah.12:11I was the best thief in the world.12:13Fast, fearless, inventive.12:17I just had one thing left to steal.12:20The golden dolphin.12:22So you went after it.12:23I didn just go after it I had it And a clear escape route12:34But...12:36All I saw in the end was the tricky fox that they always told me I was.12:42It changed everything.12:45So now, instead of hurting people, I'm helping them.12:49I'm still me.12:51I'm just... me on the right side.12:54You're doing the right thing.12:57And someday your friends, if they're real friends, I think they'll understand.13:03Now come on, let's get inside.13:06You look like you just busted out of a prison.13:11Guinea pigs?13:14Marmalade.13:15Let's bounce.13:18So this is the hideout of the great crimson paw.13:22Snack break?13:23Okay, oddly timed, but you do you.13:26Identity verified.13:27What?13:28Welcome, Diane.13:35Whoa!13:37Holy moly!13:39It's so good to be home.13:41Are you kidding me?13:42Laser-sided zipline, the XM2400 radar jammer, no way!13:47I actually prefer the earlier model.13:49Agree to disagree.13:51This stuff is nice, too.13:53Yeah, that's a blowtorch. Also, not really your color.13:58All righty.14:00Marmarine, what are you up to, you fuzzy little weirdo?14:04We need eyes on the city.14:06Let's see if we can't hack into the government surveillance satellite.14:09But you're the governor, couldn't you just ask?14:11Yeah, but the paperwork.14:18I am definitely picking up on suspicious activity here.14:21Those are guinea pig heat signatures.14:24Marmalade seems to be controlling them.14:27But to do what?14:28They're no obvious targets.14:32That's because they're moving targets.14:35His charity fundraiser.14:37He's gonna steal the money raised in his own name?14:40It's the greatest heist the world's ever seen.14:43One billion dollars inside trucks on their way to charities all over the city.14:47We need to cut off Marmalade's communication with his guinea pig army.14:50If there's no signal, there's no heist.14:53We have to steal the meteorite That was very cute All right We just did there Get on your big girl pants We gearing up15:06I wouldn't take that.15:08Those things ripped your pants right off.15:09Huh.15:10Try wearing clean underwear.15:11Just in case.15:14What?15:16You stole my car?15:19Respect.15:21Let's do this.15:24Oh no!15:36Fish surprise.15:38Surprise!15:48Hey, webs, can you enhance the-15:49Done.15:50Eight steps ahead of you, Wolfie.15:54Ladies and gentlemen, your MC for the Good Samaritan Awards.16:04All right, shark, we're in.16:07Oops, I forgot, I'm not pregnant.16:09President of the committee, Governor Diane Foxington.16:14Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.16:17Last year, we faced our biggest test when a meteorite crashed into our dear city.16:25That meteorite didn't just make a hole in our city, it made a hole in our hearts.16:32But even in tragedy, Professor Marmalade, he did what he does so well.16:37And he made us look at things differently.16:39And thanks to you, Marmalade, the Love Crater meteorite will forever serve as a symbol of16:45how there is good even in the first places17:01hurry up17:04and successfully on a snake shark tarantula protection system The Whoopist This was not supposed to happen What Guys calm down I on it Initiating Whoopist override protocol17:33Hey.17:34Get it, queen!17:38Did it work?17:39Just give me five minutes.17:40And now, please join me in welcoming to the stage.17:43We don't have five minutes.17:45Professor Marmalade.17:47Aww.17:48We love you, Professor Marmalade!17:50The pig is on the move.17:52I repeat, the pig is on the move.17:54Webs, webs, the carton's going up any minute.17:57It's not letting me in.17:58Check your system preferences.17:59You probably need to download a driver.18:01Try rebooting.18:02Oh my gosh, you fixed it.18:03Really?18:04Now.18:05Hey, Larry, come on, open up.18:08What do we say about locking doors?18:09Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.18:10Shark, I got a situation here.18:12Copy that, I'm on my way.18:15Hurry up, guys.18:16Time to turn this baby on beast mode.18:21Eat it.18:22Yes!18:28Please not now!18:30No, no, no, Peranna!18:31This award is for...18:36As I was saying...18:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no!18:44Peranna!18:45Don't have turned at me!18:46Sorry!18:47And that's why my Gala for Goodness will raise all the money needed18:51for those less fortunate.18:52Come on!18:55He's starting to get mad here, Larry.18:59Where? Where?19:01And now the moment we've all been waiting for.19:06Whoa!19:18Excuse me?19:19Is this the ladies' room?19:21Oh, uh, you need to take a right at the end of the hall, ma'am.19:26Yes!19:31Whoop-bam!19:34Oh, come on!19:36And now it is my honor to award Professor Marmalade with...19:41The Golden Dolphin!19:46No, no, yes!19:48I mean, yes!