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0:00Welcome!0:10Welcome to this most beautifious,0:14magistacular, and credimonious occasion.0:17Wow!0:19Wow!0:21Could he be a little more subtle?0:24Fresh art, this is subtle.0:26Give it to him a real good.0:27We stand here today to marry this man, this manly, masculine, manlessly male for man, and this totally normal woman in the sacramenious bonds of matrimonial monomy.0:43Now, would you please join hands?0:53That's hip!0:54Yep, just join those hands.0:58No need to look at them.1:00Come on, come on, come on.1:02Join those hands together.1:04I am shit!1:06What? Honey bunny.1:08Solomon, who do you think you are?1:12Look what you are marrying!1:14None other than the big bad ones!1:18Here comes the bride!1:20How could this be? He was here!1:22How could this be? He was here!1:23Sorry Wally this is a disgrace Get him out of here now Where are you taking me There are witnesses Huh Me Hey where the officiant Who cares1:40I'm definitely top five bad guys, guys!1:43It's right!1:45When big men say, I object, I almost make pee pee accident!1:50Woo!1:52Right. Almost.1:54Woof.1:56I gotta ask. How'd you know1:58that was gonna work?2:00You see, Kitty, there's three parts to every con.2:06First, bait the hook.2:16Then comes the turn.2:18the turn something weird is going on someone should object but none of it works without the2:25payoff because it's one thing to steal the watch what do you think you are hold on tight police2:34and another to get away with it2:40the art of misdirection it's not the action it's the distraction got it yes ma'am hey2:48All right, I'll see you.