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0:00Something to drink?0:01One, uh, two milkshakes, actually.0:04Coffee with vodka in it.0:06Amen.0:07You have fun, Morty?0:08Today was actually a pretty good one, and you only threw us off a little.0:12My apologies.0:13All good.0:13Me and Rick just have a rhythm.0:16It's a fiercely unsteady truce, Morty.0:17Either of us could backstab the other at any time.0:19I get why he never looped you in.0:21I mean, if I'm calling this guy, must be this tall to ride, you know?0:25I'm sure.0:26Don't let him rile you up, Morty.0:27It's all dumb.0:29mostly just levitating with power and screaming as our eyes glow.0:32Sometimes we do a huge beam together.0:34What even are you?0:35Jesus.0:36May I go to the bathroom, please?0:38I gotta give these waffles some runway.0:39What do I look like?0:41A bad guy?0:42You are permitted.0:45He's a big softy once you get to know him, huh?0:47Even showed me some time travel stuff.0:50I'm gonna shove these waffles up your ass, pal.0:52Heavens.0:52What the fuck are you doing here?0:53You gonna replace me?0:55I'm not sure what you're talking about.0:56Uh-huh.0:57Homewrecker.0:58You see this? All this messy whatever this is, it's weakness.1:03Fuck you.1:04Ha! You know what? Maybe I will steal your grandpa, but not because I love him, because you do.1:10Here we go. Two milkshakes for the two kinds of Mortys.1:14The one who does whatever he wants, and the one who sucks my grandpa's dick.1:18You know what? I'll drink both milkshakes.1:20This took a shit so big it changed my brain chemistry.1:23What are we doing? We order those waffles yet?1:25Can we go?1:25Morty, I took such a nice shit. Don't make him tug my leash again.1:29Oh, we can call it. Boy, this was great, though. Thanks for coming along, Morty.1:33Rick, we gotta do this after missions more often.1:36Uh-huh.1:38This one's on me. And, uh, till next time, Gramps.1:43I winked Maybe you couldn tell because of the eye patch We could tell Blackmailing prick2:01Huh.2:02Motherfucker!2:15Yeah!2:16We got him, Morty!2:19We fucking got him!2:20I don't understand!2:21I put the blueprints for that dumb fucking Omega device in the Omega device, Morty!2:25It even wiped from every possible reality!2:28You mean...2:28Yes, you possessive fucking nerd!2:30We're free of that hack bullshit once and for all!2:32Oh, sweet bliss!2:34I'm already forgetting what we're talking about!2:37God, he brought you along to Flex!2:39He showed you his lair!2:40That overconfident little bitch!2:41Predictable bitch!2:42That's what happens when you get too used to winning, Morty!2:44You start sucking your own dick, Morty!2:52He's gonna be coming for us, Morty!2:53He's coming, and he's gonna be pissed!2:55He doesn't have the luxury of subtlety anymore!2:57That smug dick!3:00Oh!3:05Don't wanna murder the shit out of me, Morty!3:07That's why I built this place, Morty!3:09This whole dimension is a bunker, Morty!3:11Oh, man...3:12We live in the bunker now, Morty!3:14We might be here forever, Morty!3:15Bunker Dimension!