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0:00I had a fairly standard childhood.0:04I came from what you might call a broken home.0:08Literally broken.0:10I was eight days old and still living with my parents.0:14How sad is that?0:16Clearly it was time to move on.0:18Here is your minion.0:20He will take care of you.0:21And here is your pinky.0:24You are destined for me.0:26I didn't quite hear that last part,0:28But it sounded important.0:30Destined for what?0:34I set out to find my destiny.0:39Turns out a kid from the Glaupunk Quadrant had the exact same idea.0:50That was the day I met Mr. Goody Two-Shoes.0:53and our glorious rivalry was born.1:05Could this be what I was destined for?1:08A dream life filled with luxury?1:12Apparently not.1:15Even fate picks its favorites.1:18No big deal.1:19A much different fate awaited me.1:23A baby!1:32How awful!1:34Oh, yes, yes, I saw it in part of you.1:37Luckily, I found a lovely little place to call home.1:41Can we keep it A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong Mr Goody Two on the other hand had life handed to him on a silver platter1:54Our baby can fly.1:55Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling.1:58The power of flight, invulnerability, and great air.2:03But I had something far, far greater.2:07My amazing intellect, a knack for building objects of mayhem.2:12After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior,2:22I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning2:25at a strange place called Chul.2:30It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody Two-Shoes.2:34He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies.2:42He bought their affections with showmanship, extravagant gifts of deliciousness.2:49So I too will make this poppet corn and win over those mindless drones.2:56Lights out!3:12That's when I learned a very hard lesson.3:18Good receives all the praise and adulation3:20while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.