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0:00Know any honeys with a hot sister or smoking second cousin?0:03Psh, this guy's going stag.0:05Gotta keep my options open, you know?0:07Huh, loser.0:10You should ask Sarah.0:13Well, I did the math.0:15I've got like a 1 in 2,173 chance she'll say yes.0:21Taxes.0:22Let's see.0:24Because it's been a while since the last time I shopped in fancy francs, huh?0:27Let's do this.0:28Yeah, time to kick some intergalactic butt.0:31Don't you mean vampire butt?0:33Check. 8.15, we jet.0:359 o'clock, eliminate vampire lord.0:379.30, charm the chicks at the dam.0:40Look at you. You look gorgeous.0:43Come on in. I'll call the boys.0:44Ethan!0:48You're not the only one who brought friends.0:55Too weak to fight your own battles, huh?0:57Lame.0:59I just got that.1:05Go ahead.1:07Did you check the fuel?1:08Yes, I checked the fuel. I already told you twice I filled it up.1:11Uh, maybe the couplings you made for the tubing are malfunctioning.1:15Oh, here we go. So everything I built is faulty. Everything you built is golden.1:20You know, I don't like your tone.1:21Oh, really?1:22Yes, really. You always get defensive whenever...1:25Defensive?1:26Defensive, you're pulling that card right now.1:28I am pulling that card.1:29Guys! Guys!1:30Did you try the power switch?1:40Yeah!1:41Whoa-ho!1:42Nice going!1:43Alright.1:44That's the back of the demon.1:46Hooray! We're saved.1:51Totally.1:52Green Glacier Ice, 2009.1:56I mean the part where we're friends with David Stokowski.1:59Our street cred just went through the roof.2:02Why would a guy like him want a friend up with us?2:05Ethan, don't look a gift jock in the mouth.2:07In fact, don't make eye contact at all.2:11Hey, you want to go out?2:14I've got the David Stokowski seal of approval.2:17Drop dad.2:18See? She spoke to me. That never happened pre-Headlock.2:23He just got scratched by David when he was in jock form He wants that cure He not into the whole werewolf thing Yeah well just keep a lid on it2:36Thanks, Benny. You're super awesome.2:39Anytime, Sarah.2:40Is she gone?2:43So you, uh, you get sent here often?2:47How can I let you convince me to rewire the PA system?2:50Because I'm incredibly charming.2:52Strange.2:54Speaking of strange, hey, Rory.2:57What's up?2:58It's not so bad.2:59It's just a deserted hallway with creepy flashing lights and overriding sense of doom.3:05Yeah, it's terrifying.3:08Let's just get in there and get this over with.3:14This goes in.3:15Looks like someone's holding it shut.3:17Yeah.3:18Something strong.3:20Maybe there's some haunted Venus flytrap who's trying to get a legal pay-per-view.3:25Right? Right?3:27Cutting the roots should kill it.3:29Then we can save Vegetable Girl.3:31Yeah. It's gardening time!3:33Is that the best you can do?3:34Pretty much.3:37Hey. Where's Benny?3:43Ow!3:44Where did you get that?3:46Jander's closet.3:48Always upgrade before a boss level.3:50Let's go.3:52I hope she's not mad.3:54Target's acquired.3:56Babes are in range.3:58Hey, ladies, what do you say?4:00Drop-dead geek?4:02Easy, babe, easy.4:04Hey there, handsome.4:08You're talking to me.4:10In school.4:12Those are other things I'd like to do in school.4:14Huh?4:20Nathan, stop paying attention to Erica.4:23You're gonna make your girlfriend jealous.4:25Girlfriend?4:27You know what I love?4:28All your striped shirts.4:31They just scream, I'm good at calculus.4:34He actually is really good at calculus.4:36That is so hot.4:37Speaking of strange, hey, Rory.4:40What's up?4:43Heads.4:45Huge, awesome robot.4:46All he'd have to do is yank on the warp engine nacelles.4:49Okay, that's like saying a dude could fight a boat.4:52Guys, just...4:54Can we do this in a girl zone Goes right to the go fund One of them is evil We have to do something yeah you right i come overnight we play some heckbot rebellion take care of it tomorrow she is5:05still just a girl yeah you're right what's the worst she can do make fun of someone's shoes on5:11this look exactly not quite you missed one or two i may have to frame that one i've always thought5:24I thought the figure eight was the most evil of rope knots.5:26Okay, turn off the geek switch for a second5:28and pay attention to the plan.5:30We're gonna use this camera,5:32make a whole bunch of new friends,5:33and then turn this town inside out.5:37Geek, lose the attitude snuggles.5:40I don't like taking orders.5:42Oh, then I'd better be really nice to you,5:44because I so care.5:54I'll get it.5:59Hey, Benny.6:00Where's the fire?6:01Maybe it'll start in your garage, Frank.6:04Who's Frank?6:05My name's Ross.6:06I thought you knew that.6:07Deb, you make pie tonight?6:09Who's Deb?6:10Get us some pie.6:11Will you, Frank?6:12Alert the boy.6:17Ethan?6:18Benny's here.6:20I think.6:22Hey, Benny.6:23You're early.6:23That's a first.6:25I'm also not here at all.6:27Give me a call at home.6:28You and your grandma change your voicemail message in.6:31I love the one where you two are doing impressions of each other.6:35You've got Benny.6:37Hello?6:38Hello?6:39Ethan, I have caller ID.6:43Benny?6:44Come on.6:44I'm not late yet, dude, but I will be.6:46Just a few minutes.6:48Just get here quick, OK?6:50Yeah, yeah.6:51Be there at 5.6:53Wait, what are you?7:01I'm your best friend.7:12I know you.7:14I know you're good at stopping evil plans.7:16I'm here to warn you to stay out of mine.7:23Gah Gah Ready Whoop whoop Betty Hey babe7:40Like my new ride?7:41You bought a go-kart?7:44Rented.7:45But I'm thinking of stealing it.7:47Are you sleepwalking again?7:49No.7:50But I am walking out of this town.7:52See if you want a shot at this.7:53they better hurry up.7:56The only shot I take at that7:58is with the right foot.8:00Oh.8:03Time's running out, sweetness.8:05Nolan Soles.8:07Like best friend in her room.8:09This was a good day.8:16Or should I call you evil Benny?8:19What makes you think I'm the evil one?8:21Maybe I'm normal.8:22and you're just a goody-goody.8:24Yeah, I don't think either of us is smart enough8:26to make any sense of that.8:28But only one of us is leaving this washer.8:31What if I cook you?8:33Use the magic you never had the stomach to use, huh?8:36Turn the inside out, maybe?8:38Right.8:39I bet you're no better at magic than I am.8:42Nice jacket, though.8:44Looks so real.8:46Leather.8:49You're such a jerk!8:51I know you are, but what am I?8:59You dropped something.9:06Time's up, sweetness.9:18Are you okay?9:20I just flushed myself down the toilet.9:22I'm gonna need some time.9:25Dark room?9:27More like red room.9:32All right.9:34Time for the little revenge photo, princess.9:38Courtesy of Thor Angerheart.9:43Probably, but we should still be 9% sure that I found the right spell.9:48Okay, let's do it.9:50But I can't be sure how Jane pronounced it.9:53She has to cast the reversal spell herself.9:55Wonderful.9:57And my parents?9:58They should revert back to normal once the spell's been reversed.10:00Good. Then all we have to do is find a life-size killer fashion doll and bring her down.10:05No problem. Have you talked to Rory?10:09Yeah. He sent me a text saying he was busy hanging out with his new girlfriend.10:12He's mad that we didn't let him in.10:15Or... he actually has a girlfriend.10:22Hey, Rory, we know what you were mad about last night, but...10:26Mad? How could I be mad?10:28Last night was awesome. It's not every day you get a rescue a fair maiden from your clutches, especially one who's so into me.10:35Wait, what? You let Dibby out?10:39Why would you do that? Because she's hot.10:42Dude, she's a doll.10:45I mean literally a doll.10:49As in she's made of plastic.10:52Nice.10:53Ow!10:56Oh!10:58Or it could hurt a lot!11:03Close in person.11:04And how are we gonna do that?11:06Or!11:07Hey, you!11:09Do what I say!11:11You want your candy?11:13Come out and play!11:14Hey, hey, you!11:16Hear what I say!11:19Well hello there foxy ladies Hi Um I Betty And this is Veronica use me I was Just want to fix my hair the humidity What about Veronica11:35She's okay11:37Just okay her legs are kind of bandy, but Betty I just11:43Hang in with anything we want cash cars candy11:47So you only use magic spells for stuff that starts with C?11:50Once we were lowly high school noobs.11:52Now we're vampire-killing, spell-casting rock stars.11:56The world is our oyster.11:57Have you ever actually had oysters?11:59Not something you want to swallow,12:01more like something you'd cough up.12:02Yeah, nice. Nice image to start the day.12:05But there's the image I need.12:09I know you're the seer and all,12:12but I can see her with me.12:15Keep the magic on the down low, remember?12:18Life just got back to normal.12:19You relax. I got this.12:29Awesome news.12:30Della's dog died.12:32And that's good news?12:34Yeah.12:35I gotta go. Later.12:39She said she loved my flowers,12:41and then she said she'd do anything to bring her dog back.12:43Anything.12:45Yeah What if somebody magically brought her dog back Can you imagine how grateful she be No No Benny you cannot bring her dead dog back to life We know until we try right12:58Benny, maybe you should just conjure up a bracelet for this girl.13:02I mean, reanimating a dead dog is overkill.13:06No, it's underkill.13:09Because a dog would be unkilled.13:12Duh.13:15Here, dead dog.13:16Here, boy.13:22Beloved Puffles, in loving memory, bingo.13:30I have an afterlife wake-up call for one Puffles, the dead dog.13:45Wait.13:46Ah!13:48Ethan, do not sneak up on a dude who's awakening the dead.13:53Keep it down.13:54Come on, let's go before you do something stupid.13:57I mean, more stupid.13:59Too late. I already did.14:01Nothing happened. I...14:02Ah!14:03Booyah!14:05Rory, I don't care how undead you are.14:09You do that again, I kill you.14:12About a being dead earlier Yeah thanks Just promise me this is the last time you raise anything from the grave look it taken i swear on my jedi honor puffles is the only animal i will14:28ever bring back from the dead that better be what's wrong with you wait oh she didn't even say thank14:39You run out of gas.14:42I'm sure the worst is over.14:44This is a special news.14:45You ran away when you were like eight.14:47You and I have to talk with your grandma now.14:50Couldn't we just email her?14:54I mean...14:56Hi, Grandma!15:00Something all those demon critters you created.15:02All I did was spill a few drops where the dog was buried.15:05A few drops is far too much.15:07But why are they so evil?15:10You reanimated the bodies, but the souls had moved on.15:15And a body with no soul is a demon's playground.15:19Even if this brew works,15:21how are we going to track down all the undead critters?15:24Right. Here.15:27Once the demons hear this enchanted flute, they'll come running.15:31All right. We are locked and loaded with anti-potion.15:35And Rory's on his way.15:37Good.15:37Oh my God.15:38Stella!15:39Are you okay?15:42Yeah, these are the best.