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0:00Cars, candy.0:01So you only use magic spells for stuff that starts with C?0:04Once we were lowly high school noobs.0:07Now we're vampire killing, spell casting rock stars.0:10The seer and all, but I can see her with me.0:15Keep the magic on the down low, remember?0:18Life just got back to normal.0:20Relax. I got this.0:22Oh, my God.0:27Every part of Rahiri smack you around.0:31I have to go.0:35Honey, come on.0:42Mmm.0:44Okay.0:45Can you do me a favor and tell Sarah I'm not...0:47You might use a vision to see which one is the bring-0:50that bring booch to summon from the dead.0:53Engage!0:54Benny, Benny, wait!0:55Benny!0:58Boo!0:59Don't do that!1:01I was working on my ninja skills.1:03Check out my new card.1:06What's that mean?1:08Rory. Vampire? Ninja.1:12Look, Benny's gone to Dulles,1:14and I don't know where she lives.1:15Do you?1:16No, but I know a sure way to find out.1:19Air Rory.1:20Ethan, do not sneak up on a dude who's awakening the dead.1:25Keep it down.1:26Come on, let's go before you do something stupid.1:29I mean, more stupid.1:31Too late. I already did.1:33I'll think of something.1:34You might want to leave out the part about it being dead earlier.1:38Yeah, thanks.1:39All over me. Wish me luck.1:44Just tell me, what are you and dumber you up to this time?1:48What? Nothing.1:49I don't know what you're talking about.1:50I know your work when I see it.1:52I was trying out for a new sales with your grandma now.1:55C-couldn't we just email her?1:58Ah!2:00I mean...2:01Ah!2:03Hi, Grandma!2:05Some...2:05Sarah, what are you doing here?2:08Oh, great, they're here.2:09What's with the waiter outfit?2:11Your mom called me in a panic,2:12and she offered double my babysitting rate.2:15Totally rockin' the sweater vest, mister.2:17stylish yet ma'am.2:20Everybody, this is our son, Ethan.2:23Hi.2:25Della and I have met Kinda Hey Della Did the dog I so sorry It so sad Critter done2:38Sweater vest... gone.2:49Tiberius, my old friend.2:52Should've known you show at last.2:55Take the shot, he's evil! Get him!3:03I can't.3:06What?3:08What happened here?3:11Uh...3:12Food fight?3:17Out!3:25Hey, you, do what I say.3:27You want your candy?3:29Come out and play.3:31Hey, hey, you, hear what I say.3:34I've got your candy.3:36Come out and play.3:37Hey, hey, you.3:39This is your worst idea yet.3:42This underwear riding up my butt.3:45I actually find them flattering.3:46I wanted to date a girl in high school, not be one.3:50No one's ever gonna buy us as chicks.3:52Are you kidding?3:53They totally will.3:54You're hanging a little low on the left.3:58Who cares? This just won't work.4:03Well, hello there, foxy ladies.4:06Hi. Um, I'm Betty, and this is...4:11Veronica.4:13Sweet. So much easier than remembering Angel 1 and Angel 2.4:19I'll see you gals around.4:22See ya. Bye.4:24See?4:26Okay, fine. It's worth a shot.4:29But it's to save the cheerleaders.4:31That's my girl. All right.4:33I cannot believe we beat out 40 girls to make the squad.4:36Never underestimate the power of a good falling-your-face spell.4:39What?4:41You didn't actually think we were better than them.4:45I don't know. It's...4:47You nailed the jumping jacks.4:49Uh, Betty, Veronica, would you care to join us?4:52Buenas?4:52Oh, we care.4:57We better tell Sarah But the girls are headed to the shower Lives are at stake here Ethan I don think this can wait do you5:06That would be irresponsible.5:09Excuse me, I was...5:11I just wanted to fix my hair.5:13The humidity, you just fix it.5:14You're living chicks.5:15And there's this one blonde, hottie McLovely,5:18named Betty, so into me.5:21Yeah, I doubt that, dude.5:25What about Veronica?5:26Well, she's okay.5:29Just okay?5:30Her legs are kind of bandy.5:32But Betty, I...5:33...the heart.5:37It's not all we are!5:39Woo!5:39Pierce fingers!5:42Way to cheer.5:43Let's hit them all.5:51Wow.5:55Your grandma...5:56Sir Felix music.5:58Spying on you.6:00Benny, knock it off.6:02He's just doing her laundry.6:04Looks like it, but why was he showing her that model spaceship?6:08I don't know.6:12Hey, Sarah.6:13Hey.6:14I know I missed last call, but I got a pint of blood just sloshing around inside me.6:19If you wanted, I promise I won't faint.6:22Come on.6:25That's right.6:28Us.6:29Yeah.6:29I'm the one who didn't pass out.6:32Benny, get to Roy and Erica.6:36Sarah and I will hold them off.6:38One blast of holy water and it's all over.6:43I know it's hard, but you just have to...6:47Done.6:48This, for one thing.6:50One click.6:51Behold.6:53You two need a ride home?6:54No!6:55You know, something tells me Rory wasn't trying too hard to open that door.7:01Doors open as out, and all of a sudden you're Lord Voldemort.7:05Hey, Sarah.7:06Your babysitter.7:08It says so right here.7:11Really?7:12Ha!7:13Booyah!7:14We're back in bed.7:15Batteries are brought up by now?7:16Probably, but we should see my face.7:19I thought you'd see it my way.7:25Hey Rory But one of them is evil We have to do something Yeah you right I come over tonight Hey Benny You early That a first7:35I'm also not here at all.7:37Give me a call at home.7:39You and your grandma changed your voicemail message in.7:42I love the one where you two are doing impressions of each other.7:46You got Benny.7:48Hello? Hello? Ethan, I have caller ID.7:53Benny?7:54Come on. I'm not late yet, dude, but I will be.7:57Just a few minutes.7:58Just... just get... get here quick, okay?8:01Yeah, yeah. Be there at five.8:07W-wait! What are you?8:12I'm your best friend.8:14I know you. I know you're good at stopping evil plans. I'm here to warn you to stay out of mine.8:36Hey, Ethan. Grandma was just yelling at me for selling her camera.8:39Betty, you have an evil twin too.8:42He just trashed my phone and took off.8:44All the negatives that she has,8:47that's the only way to get rid of the twins.8:49All right.8:49Well, now that we have a plan,8:51can we all forgive original Betty?8:52No!8:54Oh, okay, well, besides that, I mean...8:59To speak to people face to face.9:01But enough of this.9:01There are...9:02Mary's Kurt?9:06And his abs.9:08Okay, you win.9:09I'll win your stupid trophy for wrestling.9:14I'm gonna beat Kurt the Hurt Lockner.9:28This is not what it looks like.9:32Yeah, I'm teaching my...9:35Ethan, stop paying attention to Erica. You're gonna make your girlfriend jealous.9:43Girlfriend?9:45You know what I love? All your striped shirts. They just scream, I'm good at calculus.9:52He actually is really good at calculus.9:54That is so hot.9:56And your hair is like the cutest hair I've ever seen on any boy ever.9:59It's just a little bit.10:00Did your mom cut it?10:02I love your skinny little arms.10:07Erica kissed you.10:10For one free will.10:11I know.10:12But don't worry.10:13It'll happen to you too soon.10:16I've kissed a girl before.10:18Cousins don't count.10:19Dude!10:20I told you I didn't know, okay?10:22Hey.10:29Ethan, hey, since...10:33Not you.10:34Hi, Ethan.10:35We made these ourselves.10:38Thanks.10:40Wow.10:41Isn't Valentine's Day still a few months away?10:43Oh yeah, well we didn't wanna be late, you know?10:45Okay, bye, Ethan.10:47Bye, so cute.10:48You guys are a pleasure today.10:57That was the best day ever.10:59We're like movie stars.11:00Grandma rocked the potion too.11:04That wasn't so bad.11:06Oh, you don't recognize us from the yearbook?11:08The martial arts club?11:11Maddie, you potion martial arts expert!11:15Expert you know what would be really quick if you stop trying to kill me11:22You know it'd be really good on the softball team if you worked on your anger issues. I'll get over them once you die11:34Strike three you're out11:41What do you think?11:43Don't look at me.11:45I have to get more lemonade for Erica.11:47Oh, and this time?11:48Here. Probably the same as Rory's iPod.11:51Then, it's just a deserted hallway with...11:55creepy f***ing tree boy!11:57Get ready to be Nick Roll!12:01You okay?12:03Yes! Yes!12:05Yes!12:07We're friends with David Stokowski.12:09Our street cred just went through the roof Why would a guy like him want to friend up with us Ethan don look a gift jock in the mouth In fact don make eye contact at all Hey you want to go out12:21I've got the David Stokowski seal of approval.12:24Drop dead.12:25See? She spoke to me.12:27That never happened pre-Headlock.12:29There's something about that guy.12:33You mean other than the fact that he's huge and popular12:36the fact that he's huge and popular and awesome?12:43Is that a flea?12:45Tell me I don't have fleas.12:47That's a flea.12:48BFF.12:50I saw you guys with David.12:52It's all your food.12:53Not enough to break up a good bromance.12:56I can't be the only one who's noticed how hairy he is.12:59Well, things are about to get furry.13:02Totally different geek universe.13:03Dom laugh, lupus, or...13:06Ah!13:08Benny!13:10Sorry, dude.13:12Domlath? Lupus?13:14Enough. There's only one way to do this.13:18Cover me. I'm going in.13:20What? Cover you?13:22What's that even mean?13:24Hey, Benny! Benny!13:32I'm fine.13:34Nothing a hospital can't fix.13:37We may never figure that one out.13:40If I were you, I'd run.13:41I love you!13:44What?13:46Oh!13:48Please tell me I'm not going to turn into some kind of werewolf jock.13:53No way.13:53Doesn't work like that.13:55You'd be a werewolf geek.13:58Hey, Sarah.14:00Hi.14:01Your pal David's a real charmer.14:04Well, he is your ancestral enemy.14:06Or maybe he's just a jerk.14:09Little Miss Neckbiter has trouble believing in werewolves?14:11Whoa, whoa, Ethan, what's gone into you?14:15We're the ancestral enemies now, huh?14:17What'd you call me?14:19Whatever, don't get your fangs in a twist.14:21So um moving on That symbol you saw I looked it up last night And get this it for a reversal cure A cure Does it work for other curses like a vampire curse14:35Why?14:36Soccer team have a strict no bloodsucker policy?14:38Might work on other curses.14:40David's probably trying to find it14:42before the full moon tonight.14:44We're teaching class.14:45You are helping me find this cure now.14:49We are not done.14:51How would you like it if I went around curing all of your boyfriends?14:57I just want to say thanks for saving me.15:04You know, you could have saved yourself.15:07I...15:08Are you Ethan?15:12I...15:12Got a ride to school in the vamp camper.15:15I can't believe you guys had your own suits.15:17Let's hit it from a ghost Sasquatch.15:21Werewolf.15:22Yeah.15:23Doug loves biscotti.15:27I'm on it.15:29Forget it.15:30Look, I have a field trip to the art gallery.15:32Lucky me.15:33Later, Ethan.15:35Any rabbit?15:36Sounds cute when she says it.15:39We're so dead.15:42This is not fair.15:51Cool!15:53Is that a chocolate?15:56There's something going on here.15:58These cells are like neurons.16:00Who are you kidding?16:02They'll break you like a fingernail.16:04I'll do it.16:05Oh, if you want a head.16:08The zombies are all cooled off and catching some Zs.16:13I get tired just looking at them.16:17You two want to, uh, canoodle?16:20No, we don't.16:22As if.16:23Noodling is the absolute last thing I want to do.16:27Well, you know, not like the last thing in the world.16:33All right.16:37Oh, no.16:38No no not the cake Please no Please please My mom just made that cake for a book club tomorrow She researched recipes all week Please16:49I like her style.16:53Ethan, where's Sarah?16:55We think she's possessed by a ghost from the Netherlands.16:57Oh, he... ever.17:04Okay, that's it. This party is over.17:06I command you to return to the board and go back to wherever it is you came from.17:16Oh, yeah, take that!17:17It's just you to come to my house.17:19Exactly.17:21Whoa.17:22What was the senior problem?17:25The guy still has two minutes and 49 seconds.17:29Hey.17:29No, he's right.17:31Maybe you could quiz me?17:33Sure.17:34It's Friday, so coming to babysit Jane anyways, right?17:38Thanks.17:44What the fuck to do?17:45No, no, it's cool.17:48We're coming, right, Benny?17:50He's weak.17:52He can barely walk.17:53Right.17:54Well, let's smoke this broke-down vampire again!17:59Yeah.18:00Because it's been a while since the last time I shopped at Fancy Franks, huh?18:03Let's do this.18:04Yeah, time to kick some intergalactic butt.18:07Don't you mean vampire butt?18:08Check. 8.15, we jet.18:119 o'clock, eliminate vampire lord.18:139.30, charm the chicks at the dance.18:15Two, three, cheese.18:19Dance?18:20No, Sarah's gonna give us a signal any second.18:23Then it's time to kick some butt.18:25Whose butt?18:30The same us.18:31that killed you last time.18:36Fine.18:38We can do that.18:51Who wasn't part of you?