Preview
Short preview. The download is the full file.
15 of 15 daily downloads left · resets in 1hSign in free for the tools
Transcript
0:00Recruits, attention!0:03Gentlemen, I'm Agent Carter.0:05I supervise all operations for this division.0:08Must be the accent, Queen Victoria.0:11Thought I was signing up for the U.S. Army.0:13What's your name, soldier?0:15Gilmore Hodge, Your Majesty.0:16Step forward, Hodge.0:20Put your right foot forward.0:23Hmm, you gonna rassle?0:26Cause I got a few moves I know you'll like.0:30Agent Carter.0:32Sergeant Phillips.0:34I can see that you are breaking in the candidates.0:36That's good.0:38Get your ass up out of that dirt and standing in that line0:40at attention until somebody comes and tells you what to do.0:42Yes, sir.0:46General Patton has said that wars are fought with weapons,0:51but they are won by men.0:53We are going to win this war because we have the best men.1:00and because they are going to get better much better The Strategic Scientific Reserve is an allied effort made up of the best minds of the free world1:13Our goal is to create the best army in history.1:17But every army starts with one man.1:19Roger! Get off of that!1:21At the end of this week, we will choose that man.1:24He will be the first in a new breed of super soldiers.1:32Yes.1:33Roger!1:34Get that raffle out of the mud!1:36Nay, we'll personally escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of hell.1:41Pick up the pace, ladies!1:43Let's go, let's go!1:45Double time!1:46Come on!1:47Faster!1:48Faster!1:49Move!1:50Move!1:51Squad, pull!1:52That flag means we're only at the halfway point.1:55First man to bring it to me gets a ride back where they're at.1:58at the halfway point.2:00First man to bring it to me gets a ride back2:02with Agent Cotter.2:03Move, move!2:05Come on, get out of there.2:08That's all you got.2:09This army in trouble Get out there Hodge Come on get up there Nobody got that flag in 17 years2:20Watch out.2:21Now fall back in the line.2:23Come on, fall in.2:24Let's go.2:25Get back into formation.2:29Rogers!2:30I said fall in.2:40Thank you, sir.2:58Faster, ladies, come on.3:00My grandmother has more life than her, God rest her soul.3:04Move it!3:05You're not really thinking about picking Rogers, are you?3:07I wasn't just thinking about it.3:09It's a clear choice.3:10When you brought a 90-pound asthmatic onto my army base,3:13I let it slide.3:14I thought, what the hell, maybe it'd be useful to you,3:16like a gerbil Never thought you pick him Up Jumping shot If you take a needle in that kid arm it gonna go right through him Come on girls Look at that He making me cry3:29I am looking for qualities beyond the physical.3:32Do you know how long it took to set up this project?3:34All the groveling I had to do in front of Senator What's-His-Name's committees?3:37Yes, I know. I am relevant of your efforts.3:39Then throw me a bone.3:40Hodge passed every test we gave him.3:42He's big, he's fast, he obeys orders, he's a soldier.3:45He's a bully.3:46You don't win wars with niceness, doctor.3:52You win wars with guts.3:57Grenade!3:58Move, move, move!4:03Get away! Get back!4:13It's a dummy grenade.4:16All clear. Back before me.4:23Is this a test?4:26He's still skinny.