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0:00Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?0:02You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?0:05So you can breathe.0:07Oxygen gets you high.0:10In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panic breaths.0:14Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.0:17You accept your fate.0:19Soap. Sorry.0:21I make and I sell soap.0:24The yardstick of civilization.0:27And this is how I met.0:29Tyler Durden.0:31Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm?0:36Now a question of etiquette.0:38Has I passed by giving the ass with a crutch?0:47Penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window with a moving car.0:50I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent.0:54A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.0:57I was alone.0:59Fuck.1:05night Phone off the hook Guess who on the other end I already1:16And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth I ain't never heard.1:18Now listen, I can't have you talking to her about me.1:22Why would I talk to her?1:23You say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or to anybody, we're done.1:29Now promise me.1:30Okay.1:31You promise?1:32Yeah, I promise.1:33Promise.1:33I just said, I promise.1:35It's three times you promise.1:39Tonight, we make soap.1:42This is a chemical burn.1:44Ah! Ah!1:45It will hurt more than you've ever been burned, and you will have a scar.1:48What are you doing?1:49This is your pain. This is your burning hand.1:51No! Don't deal with it the way those dead people do!1:54Come on!1:55You don't know how this feels!1:57Sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar.2:03God knows what they charged.2:05This is the best soap.2:07Why, thank you, Susan.2:09It was beautiful.2:11We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them Our gift to the world Look round there look around I see a lot of new faces2:28You don't know where I've been, Lou.2:30Oh my God!2:32You don't know where I've been!2:36Lou, please let us keep it low!2:39Lay it low!2:41Fucking use the basement!2:42Trace!2:43I want your work, Lou!2:44I want your work!2:46I'm late, my visual!2:57Thanks, Lou.2:58On your knees in the back of a convenience store?3:06Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on.3:10We cook your meals, we haul your trash,3:13We connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep.3:21Do not fuck with us.3:27Hey Damn it Fuck you Fuck Fight Club Fuck Marla I am sick of all your shit3:34Okay, man. Okay.3:37Quit screwing around. Take the wheel.3:39Oh, look at you.3:40Take the wheel!3:40Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!3:43Why? Why? What are you talking about?3:45Why do you think I blew up your condo?3:49What?3:50Stop trying to control everything and just let go!3:54Let go!3:58Alright, fine.4:00Fine.4:02Why do people think that I'm you?4:04I think you know.4:06No, I don't.4:07Yes, you do.4:09Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?4:13Because we're the same person.4:16That's right.4:17We...4:17God damn it!4:19Whoa!4:21Whoa!4:24Okay, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of nitro-blesseride!4:32What?4:33About where we came in.4:36Would you like to...