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0:00USA! USA! USA! USA!0:15Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.0:30Surprise.0:31And, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.0:39Okay.0:44So, now that, that is devotion.1:00Looks like someone can catch the A train after all.1:30I'll get you a glass of milk, sir.1:54No.1:56Steven?1:58I'll also have a Manhattan.2:00Goddamn.2:02Since when could soups tea bag the president?2:06Since me.2:08What am I gonna say?2:10Uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me,2:14but careful,2:16because there's a soup-killing virus out there,2:18and you may die screaming.2:20I'm sorry to do this. Should have been you.2:22Oh, hey. I'm sorry.2:24Leave The End Yeah2:41But with or without you, a reckoning is coming.2:55Ah, Ryan. Look at what you made me do.3:17Shh.3:17Shh.3:20It's okay.3:25My sweet, sweet boy.3:55What's the matter?4:07How's about I gotta fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you.4:15You can't intervene.4:17I will get the V1.4:19And when I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.4:24You, Starlight, all the non-believers,4:29you're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.4:33I promise you, before I die, I'll fucking have you.4:42You're all fucking paste!4:45I can take what's mine, and that makes this whole fucking shitball my birthright!4:54My destiny I destiny5:25I need to prepare America for my ascension.5:29What, you don't trust me?5:31Well, you did lock me in a room with nuclear material.5:35My power is absolute, Stan.5:39At heights no one's even dreamed of.5:42I'd call that pretty fucking original.5:44Nothing that the lowest speck of this pointless species5:47couldn't have thought of were they to be granted5:50your level of power.5:52Why?5:54Am I still alive?5:56Because you're useful, Stan.5:59And I always wanted a pet, perhaps.6:02Or is it because you are so desperate for daddy figures6:06that you can't even bring yourself to kill the ones who hate you?6:10At least that's something he and I have in common.6:14Do you want to die, Stan?6:16Jesus, you'd get pregnant with all the eye fucking in Vaught's history.6:27You need to get the fuck away from me right now.6:29You bet, yeah.6:30Pretty sure he jerks off into it.6:31Probably why it's so stiff.6:33Say that again.6:38Oh, can't you take a fucking joke?6:42Say it again.6:46I thought as much if bombsite's not coming. I'm leaving. He's on his way be here any minute. That's where6:55Now I'm done6:58By the way, hey, I7:00Heard you all and I want you all to know that very soon gentlemen you are going to pay for your sick posts and your hateful memes7:10especially the memes7:12No, no, no, no, no.7:15It was Kamail and Seth's idea.7:19I love you.7:21We all need love, don't we?7:25Even God7:55Firecracker has moved on to a better place.8:05Orlando?8:09Oh. Oh, shit.8:11Oh, no. Why? What happened?8:13We just don't have any more room in the boat for, uh...8:17non-believers.8:19I'm on the boat. I like boats.8:21Mean boats are like that.8:22Sir, I believe in you, sir.8:26Which is why we have an important job for you.8:30Keep swinging.8:31You'll get there.8:38Great.8:40That's great.8:44No one here.8:45Hey, Greg.8:49Yep.8:52How can I help you sir?9:01I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.9:22Run!9:36Run!9:47Come in!9:52Hello, you two.9:56Isn't it a beautiful day?9:57You're welcome to use this office as long as you need.10:00I know. Nut milk.10:03The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think nuts were milk.10:15Stephen.10:18Here I am.10:21A living God.10:23Right before your eyes.10:25And still, your faith wavers.10:30It's okay. I'm not angry.10:38But I am disappointed.10:42Don't make this about yourself.10:46Wishing you all the best.10:48Full of my boundless love for them.10:50There's gonna be a ticket tape right?10:52Honoring you.10:53Old Impala bullshit.10:56You're too weird.10:57Stop fucking saying that.11:00And you're no god.11:04No angel came to you.11:06You had a wet dream about some chick with big juicy tits.11:10If that makes you a god, then I'm a fucking god every night.11:13I am god!11:25Would it help if I said it's not you, it's me?11:30If you wanna go, go.11:51Good luck son12:20The Frenchman.12:34Where are the others?12:38We're Sage.12:40Oh, ha ha ha.13:02So, he represents a consortium of billionaires, and they have a few...13:07Yeah, like one of those yoke knights from the olden days.13:09Crack some skulls, lay down your holy law.13:12Where did you learn about the Crusades?13:14It's not in the Bible.13:15Uh, let me guess.13:16Indiana Jones.13:17What?13:18No.13:19Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.13:20That's not a documentary.13:22No shit, Sherlock.13:26He's an astronaut.13:27I took him to space.13:28I don't need anyone anymore.13:30I don't need billionaires.13:31I couldn't agree more.13:32I've never had less respect for anyone in my life.13:37In fact, Kevin, the only reason that I haven't fucking killed you13:43is that I want you to feel deep in your heart how truly worthless you really are Are the psychics in place The second the light broadcast is over I want the wheat separated from the chaff14:01Those who don't accept my truth will be the first to burn in my holy fire.14:08Smile, Father.14:11One way or another, it's gonna be a beautiful day.14:16My fellow Americans,14:24Happy Easter.14:26A day commemorating Jesus,14:28who, as we all know, was tortured,14:31stripped of his dignity, and killed.14:33And that's all well and good.14:35I ask that you open your hearts14:37and put your faith in me.14:40Those who accept my truth will be welcomed14:42into a land of milk and honey,14:45for I am your father.14:54I am...14:56But no matter what I do,15:02never believe in me.15:06And to such heretics I offer,15:08oblivion, and those who seek to destroy me,15:11You will die the most horrible of deaths.15:15My reign will last forever, and when this world is cold and dead, I shall remain.15:23Eternal.15:25God of the ashes.15:35Evening, cunts.15:39Daddy's home.15:41William I was starting to think you weren going to hold up your end of our deal16:11You little piece of shit.16:41I'm sorry.17:11I'm sorry.