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0:00That is an animal testing lab within 200,000 helpless guinea pigs all being poked and prodded by sadistic scientists.0:10Guinea pigs you say?0:11Snake.0:12I want you to rescue them, but this is a heist for good.0:16So I brought something more friendly for you to wear.0:20Bye!0:22Well there goes our street cred.0:24At least it's comfy.0:26All right, we need to distract that scientist.0:31Shark, you're up.0:32Copy that.0:33Okay, we're gonna need a rope and a hook.0:35I got this one.0:36What?0:37You volunteering?0:38You've never volunteered for anything.0:40Sure I did.0:41Right now.0:41Throw me up there.0:43Giddy up.0:44Really?0:44Yep.0:45I'm 99% sure you can make it.0:47Okay.0:48Let's do it.0:50Hey there, son.0:51Dad?0:52I know you've got an important job,0:54But I hope you still have time for a catch with your old man.0:57No!0:58Hey, kiddo.0:5996% true.1:00You'll always be my special boy.1:02Huh?1:02No!1:03Maybe 90%.1:04I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.1:08Okay.1:08Now go along.1:09Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.1:11Thank you, Daddy.1:12Ha ha ha ha.1:15Okay, 50.1:16What the hell?1:17Who am I?1:18Right.1:19The guinea pig's a lot behind a three-foot-thick steel door.1:22The only way in is through the vents.1:24I got it!1:26Over the door.1:28I've never seen him so chipper.1:30Has he been meditating?1:32To guinea pig last week!1:34Ah!1:40Oh!1:42Snake attack.1:44Whoa! Hey, look!1:46It's Professor Marmalade! Yes, that's right.1:48It's me!1:50Just keep your eyes glued to that door.1:53Snake, come on, Snake, open up.1:55Relax. These doors are complicated.1:59Are you kidding me?2:01What do you think you're doing?2:03We're supposed to save them, not eat them?2:05Well, I'd say they've gone to a better place.2:08That's it. Spit them out!2:11We don save you better than you like it or less You saving saving you stupid hairballs Not that door the other door Any seconds2:33It's not what it looks like.2:42Take it back! Apologize!2:44Hey! Hey! Hey!2:45Prison is no place for fighting!2:47Ah!2:49Tell that to him!2:50Huh?2:56What?3:12Oh, my God.3:42Wait, wait, wait.3:46Diane?3:47But how do you know how to do all of that?3:48Kick, kick, punch, punch.3:49Wait a sec.3:50You're the Crimson Ball?3:54The Queen of Khans, acrobatic Swiss Army Knight,3:57stole the Zempango Diamond twice, once for profit,4:00second time just for fun,4:01never identified, never caught.4:05Guess I'm still the best bad guy the world has ever seen.4:09At least I used to be.4:12AHHHHHHHHH!4:22Nope, I'm going to vest.4:24Just like riding a stolen bicycle.4:27Oh... you got a little ouch.4:29Hey why did you save us anyway After the gala I knew something wasn right so I did some investigating and that meteor I know some kind of cosmic mega super intend anything right if conducted through an array of ionized crystals that will4:43generate a massive psychokinetic field the size of a city oh my gosh did I4:47interrupt you were you gonna say that I was gonna be a little more technical4:51but you got the gist5:00We gotta split up.5:12Webs, you feel like a girl's trip?5:15Um, yes.5:16Later, boys.5:17Ha ha ha.5:18Every day you get your heart in the fire.5:21Everybody jumping on it in my eyes.5:23Everybody's going to go on the girl's trip.5:25I want to go on the girl's trip.5:27To the end of the game, you feel it?5:28Man, it's all right.5:30Breaking out and breaking the code.5:32Similar to the jack you stole,5:34to the jacks in your wets,5:36and you're taking clothes, so get it out.5:38Send your body to flight.5:40Everybody got a good night.5:42Everybody coming off of the ride.5:44What are the studs and your does and your ladies are flying.5:46Hey, that's my car!5:48It's Semici, baby!5:50It's Semici, baby!5:52It's Semici!5:54No time in place.5:58Come on, just do your things.6:01Come on, what you hear is not.6:04We're only here to make you.6:08We're only here to make you.6:14Go!6:15Go!6:18Come on, suckers!6:27Where'd you learn to do that?6:40Well, you know, kind of a natural.6:43Mostly YouTube.6:45Nice work.6:46Meet me at the police station.6:48Don be worried What do you say we deliver this butt rock to the chief It Professor Marmalade He bringing the meteorite back7:00I guess, yes, bringing it back. That's precisely what I am doing.7:09Look no further. Your hero has arrived.7:13Professor, care to comment?7:14I tried to help them Tiffany, but in the end it's the same old story. Bad guys bad.7:20Good guys good. So true, so wise. Furthermore for the good of the city I have7:26generously decided to take the meat right back to my compound for safekeeping.7:31Is he seriously gonna get away with this? Thank you, gosh you're kind. Give it up for me.7:38Wait a second, this isn't the meteorite! It's a lamp!7:47Snake, what did you just do?7:49What? My friend was sad and I was just cheering him up.7:52I think Wolf was right. Maybe we could be more than just scary villains.8:00I'm bad, you're bad. Let's be bad together.8:03You've got yourself a deal.8:05Can I try it on?8:08Of course, Papa.8:25Don't mind us, just robbing this place.8:35The old switcheroo.